Parker Pressley is a kind caring person when he wants to, he is not a people person, but he when/if you get on his good side he is very loving. He's a man who would do anything to love someone again.
by BatmanPressley September 16, 2017
Get the Parker Pressleymug. when you accidentally spill hummus on a girls face whose blacked out and when you’re “blacked out” also
by girlwithhummus March 24, 2021
Get the Pulling a Parkermug. A man you meet in a social setting that is so charming you take home have sex with then get pregnant. When you go to find him to tell him, you find out there is no Chris Parker and you were fooled.
by ChrisParker March 9, 2022
Get the chris parkermug. the greatest footballer alive. Unrivaled in terms of his passing ability, shot power, and awesomeness. He will surely go down as one of the greatest soccer players who ever lived.
by King of the Sands September 18, 2011
Get the scott parkermug. adj. or n. -a nickname for a person who is always thinking of sex. They are known for wanting to take it to the next level. They tend to be sexy and often have the topic of sex come up in their conversations.
by wil_roc_u May 25, 2009
Get the Parker Housemug. Reffering to Parker brand feminine hygiene pruducts i.e. douches. The term is used to call out someone when they are being rude, and or, acting like a jack ass.
by Garner April 20, 2008
Get the Thats a Parkermug. Inserting the lips into the slimy sludge gates and rapidly moving them (like horses lips) this causes the movement of shit into the mouth, it is then gargled onto the face.
by queen of vagina December 4, 2014
Get the tia parkermug.