Flat Earther

Amelie Hutchins

Amelie Hutchins is a Flat Earther

by I am Flat May 8, 2019

flat cock

ok its the opposite of a cock lol it's a pussy
can also be used in demeaning someone

pussy...vagina...twat...flat cock

"your a flat cock" like "your a pussy"

by gtrell a.k.a. vader June 27, 2008

Flat Stanley

One who lacks size in the boob/butt region, and therefore appears paper-thin from a side view.

(Girl walks past)
Guy 1- Dude she's hot I would bang her.
Guy 2- No way dude did u see her ass??
Guy 1- No I didn't.
Guy 2- Exactly cuz she's a flat stanley.

(Girl slips through crack in locked door, leaving the rest of the party to wait outside)
Student: Damn she's such a flat stanley.

by Two Jews in the Back January 27, 2011

Flat ass

Basically a laptop in your girls pants that makes her seem really white

" your girl got a flat ass."
" sometimes I can hit it doe"

by Arwizzle January 31, 2015

flat dub

a plain dub. 1 gram. a dub that has not been hooked up at all. whereas a dub thats been hooked up usually holds 1.2 to 1.4 grams

i dont want a flat dub! hook me up you cheap ass fucker!

by krsnik 05 January 11, 2007

flat tire

a girl's boob that is smaller than the other one

"Do you think Lisa's flat tire is even an a-cup?"

by tracy99887 January 3, 2008

Dutch Flat

During oral sex, the male is sitting on the females chest as she gives him oral. The male then takes a steamy poop on her chest, as she continues to perform oral sex. The male then retracts his erect penis from her mouth, and flattens the mound of feces on her chest with his erection. After flattening the poop, he inserts his penis directly back into her mouth without any cleaning up. This my friends, is the Dutch Flat.

"What'd you and Stacy do last night?"

"We watched 16 and Pregnant and I gave her a Dutch Flat. It was cool."

by pistolpoppa April 3, 2013