Zachary

Commonly called "Zach", the seemingly safe spelling leads you to believe that he can be trusted with your heart when really he's just lying and faking everything to get into your pants. He will tell you that he cares for you and will make it seem like he loves you but then go and crush your soul the second he moves away to university. He is known to love-bomb (haha "love" yeah right) his victims with gifts and quality time but this should not ever, EVER be mistaken as sincere. His immaturity and lack of self control compels him to ditch you (a fear you expressed to him and he assured you would not happen) and chase after every new set of boobs he sees. Additionally, he will blame everything bad that he does on the fact that he was cheated on and really emphasize that he's apologized only to try and make himself feel better. He is not sorry that he hurt you, he's sorry he looks bad. DO NOT TRUST!!

"oh Zachary was a piece of shit to me too!"

by ihatestrawberries November 7, 2022

Zachary Brooks

Kid who doesn't go an hour without talking about fortnite. Will only eat foods where he can lick the dust of his fingers. Will make weird sexual comments and whisper them in you ear and is obsessed with screaming the word "if." Overall great guy. fortnite} cheetos morefortnite

Guy1: "Yo man did you see the new fortnite update"

Guy2: "Calm down Zachary Brooks"

Guy1:"Yo you want this sandwich"
Guy2: "No, I only eat food where I can lick the dust of my fingers"
Guy1: "Ok Zachary Brooks"

by Fortnite Default Dance December 19, 2018

Zachary Romano

Zachary Romano has a giant TV remote

Holy crap I didn’t know you had a Zachary Romano

by BananaDude45684 November 18, 2025

Zacharie

an anime addict that pretends that he does not watch hentai

Man that kid watches too much anime, he is SUCH a Zacharie

by ZacharieTheWeeb May 24, 2023

zachary

daddiest daddy of the daddies. so hot and literal definition of comfort person so lovable and huggable and oml kiss me
so lucky to have u i love u🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
-bbg

zachary is my boyfriend ! happy bfs day😭😭🫶🏻💞

by idk what to write ok October 3, 2022

Zachary

Most likely a very ugly horrible looking thing. Is most likely dumb and may seem a bit of a rested at first and probably only have bad traits

Zachary sucks ass

by Handle balls December 7, 2021

zachary cobley

Desperate for smut
Will go to extents to get one
Example: Kiarna, Dicks and his own asshole

"He is sooooo desperate"
"Yea his names zachary cobley"
"ohhhhh... that explains it"

by bbc_4_life July 28, 2017