1000 yard stare

A battlefield syndrome in which a soldier may become lost in thought due to stress from the fight. The 1000 Yard Stare is named such because the soldier may seem to be focusing on an object very far away, and may even become unresponsive to external stimuli. The phrase was coined during the Vietnam war.

Many soldiers are stuck in the 1000 Yard Stare after combat stress.

by ~Magic Marker May 13, 2007

ten yard twin

A case of mistaken identity thirty feet out. Upon closer inspection (less than thirty feet) you noticed the person in question is definitely not who you thought it was.

Usually occurs when driving.

I was driving past an accident and I totally thought that was Lori! Thankfully when I got closer I realized it was just her ten yard twin.

by jeremy-j November 2, 2008

50 yard fake

When a girl looks good faraway, but up close they are ugly

wow tara is a 50 yard fake

by Action Lutherwood January 13, 2004

Fifty Yard Fakeout

When a person looks exceptionally attractive from far away but as they are seen up close, are in fact, far from attractive.

"Damn that girl over there is hot!"

*Walks over to see her up close*

"Okay, take that back, she is butt ugly. Damn I hate fifty yard fakeouts!"

by You're Blind April 4, 2009

Yard Dawg pose

Yard Dawg Pose

To look Gangster As Fuck when a photograph is being taken. Some Homies and A pit-bull will help for better results on pull this off.

Jose always uses a Yard Dawg pose in his photos. He looks Gangster as Fuck.

by DrFuck September 3, 2018

1000 Yard Stare

The 1000 Yard Stare, or the 2000 Yard Stare, was a symptom of battlefield stress and exhaustion. It became named so during World War II, because the victim would become unresponsive and stare "a thousand yards off".

After the invasion of Peleiu, many Marines would fall victim to the 1000 Yard Stare after numerous days of endless combat.

by Captain Miller January 24, 2009

lay a yard of dick

Annihilate or obliterate sexually; fuck really hard.

The second you get home, I'm gonna lay a yard of dick on you!

God, that girl was hot. I wanna lay a yard of dick on that ass.

by B-cat82 June 5, 2010