xavier rodriguez

A self centered gangsta, supreme repping dumb ass that has troubles spelling his own name and has a iq of -retard
tard 1: yo whats up?
tard 2: George cheated on me
tard 1: what a xavier rodriguez
by yyyy yyyy December 24, 2018
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Dirty Xavier G

When your little brother is intensely sexualized and fantasized about being fucked and spitroasted
They wouldn’t stop with the “Dirty Xavier G” insults.
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xavier wilson

the fittest most sexy pookie in the worl i would like to touch your balls
im freddie im the only guy to have entered xavier wilson
by hreru8h May 24, 2024
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Xavier School San Juan

It’s a terrible school that’s next to another school with female retards. They made us use mdm bro…
I hate Xavier School San Juan
by Walahi June 19, 2024
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Chef Xavier

A chef Xavier is a desert dweller who lives mainly at the mall, has a really big ego, and has a tendency to be with many young women at one time. Preferably innocent ones!

A chef Xavier also had a tendency to be creepy, while using cover as not being creepy! Some say they even live in caves and sneak out to the mall on Saturday evenings, so it's advised to keep an eye out for them!

They warn to stay away from the charm of a chef Xavier.
Omg did you see that chef Xavier try to pick me up at the mall Saturday night!? His tingly senses must have known I was in highschool!
by Yesmam!plz May 31, 2022
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Xavier Valentino Edwards

Xavier Valentino Edwards is a guy who isn’t even a human. He’s extraordinarily amazing and he’s the sort of person anyone can go to: when you’re stressed, upset, angry, bored or even happy and you need to share it with someone. He will be the guy. He’s a guy who loves blue Fanta and wants to live in China, will probably hide in Ikea at times and be in hospital around 6 times a month, and you’ll tell him something but he’ll just ask the same question again. But a Xavier is a kind, sweet, loveable person who EVERYONE loves. A Xavier Valentino Edwards is a sports fanatic who loves the gym but also eats all the shit in the world, annoys the fuck out of his friends but in the end, we all know it’s a loveable annoyance. He’s a sexy as fuck dude who would break anyone’s neck if they angered him in one snap, yet keep his cool in that very moment. Many people will forever look up to him. Although a Xavier Valentino Edwards has been through so much, this Xavier always puts everyone before him by 100%, so caring and cute. He has been through too much shit, way more than the average person normally intakes, but a Xavier Valentino Edwards is a strong hearted Italian who would do anything for love, family, friends and trust. And he gets in loads of shit because he’s known for being a bad boy. He is my best friend and he will always be.
New teacher: you’re making too much disruption, what’s your name?

Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess
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Xavier Valentino Edwards

Xavier Valentino Edwards is a guy who isn’t even a human. He’s extraordinarily amazing and he’s the sort of person anyone can go to: when you’re stressed, upset, angry, bored or even happy and you need to share it with someone. He will be the guy. He’s a guy who loves blue Fanta and wants to live in China, will probably hide in Ikea at times and be in hospital around 6 times a month, and you’ll tell him something but he’ll just ask the same question again. But a Xavier is a kind, sweet, loveable person who EVERYONE loves. A Xavier Valentino Edwards is a sports fanatic who loves the gym but also eats all the shit in the world, annoys the fuck out of his friends but in the end, we all know it’s a loveable annoyance. He’s a sexy as fuck dude who would break anyone’s neck if they angered him in one snap, yet keep his cool in that very moment. Many people will forever look up to him. Although a Xavier Valentino Edwards has been through so much, this Xavier always puts everyone before him by 100%, so caring and cute. He has been through too much shit, way more than the average person normally intakes, but a Xavier Valentino Edwards is a strong hearted Italian who would do anything for love, family, friends and trust. And he gets in loads of shit because he’s known for being a bad boy. He is my best friend and he will always be.
New teacher: you’re making too much disruption, what’s your name?

Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess
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