dumb waiter

When you fart in a elevator right before you get off, sending it to its next floor with a smelly 'meal' on board.

Also known as a dookie lift in England.

I just left a dumbwaiter in that lift (elevator).

Ow man, someone left a dumb waiter in here, lets get off at the next floor.

by ill-grass October 10, 2012

Haleigh Write

a myspace whore/real whore from a little town of geneva who thinks shes scene and real badass, when shes really not. Shes just another fake person from geneva

ex;
guy 1; Man, i need to get layed tonight, lets get hookers

Will Brenen; Ok, i know one named Haleigh Write, she'll fuck anyone

by brandon write October 23, 2008

write

the art of distorting letters

and graffiti is what these ignorant bastards call it

also it was started by white people in europe sum of the best writers are whit so dont even start sayin its sum stupid gang shit

n one more thing it can be on anything

yo im gona go and write on sum shit tonite wana bomb wit me?

by drunkamakazi November 29, 2007

writering

The act of writing for an instructional manual

He was writering for the Apple company on one of their new products

by Pacey V March 8, 2006

To Write Love on Her Arms

A lame organization with no other purpose but to sell overpriced t-shirts to emo faggots in eyeliner. Kids buy the shirts thinking they are making a difference, but they're only wasting their money. If you want to get help for cutting a better option is the SAFE alternatives organization. They aren't affiliated with any religion and there isn't any emo bullshit. TWLOHA's t-shirts don't stop people from cutting or killing themselves. They only draw negative attention to it. To be honest, when I firtst heard about this organization I thought it was a joke. That story about that girl sounded made-up and overly dramatic. Plus the only people I've seen wearing these shirts are ugly fat girls who want to feel like they are making a difference.

To Write Love on Her Arms sounds like a fake organization. Wearing one of their shirts isn't going to stop people from cutting or killing themselves.

by You_don't_need_therapy September 22, 2010

WritersCafe.org

Noted social network for writers who some eventually became published. Noted for having the short story "Scarlet Frost" as it's known as The Fandom Writer of the South. The Cabbie Homicide's writer published this author in his first namesake as he eventually got noticed by some of the House of Pain alumni when he got one of his other novels published. Noted for introducing Spectral Exile and A South Barrington Haunting as the original account was closed by the admins over a blow up at a troll that uses a screen name from Greek Mythology. It's noted for the home of the expose "Boycotting Truth" where the author speaks of Kealan Patrick Burke's House of Pain contribution "The Clause." It's noted for featuring a wide array of genres; though the mid-range short story is harder to come by than it was in 2006-2007 as it's the perfect place to showcase this size for a freebie short story or in the fanfiction terminology a one shot.

Facebook poster, "Have you heard of WritersCafe.org?"
friend -- "Wait the writer who appears in a project where the Ghosts in the Tornado's writer name is in the title."
Poster -- "He discovered the author behind 'Scarlet Frost' on the site as he was developing Tabloid Purposes IV. His signing mate at Gothicfest 2007 was also from this site. It became the replacement for Diary-X as it's also has a blog arrangement like LiveJournal but sections separate for short stories and poetry."
Facebook user: This site -- why haven't I came across this before? It's really been around as long as Wattpad; as one can do full justification with short stories and articles. This really is a budding journalist's soggy dream come true.

by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018

WaiterBoy

A little-known superhero, WaiterBoy uses various waiter-y instruments to defend the world of good against greater enemies. He prowls restaurants and cafes in his guise, guarding humanity from those intent on corrupting society's benevolence. By day he is a uni student, completing assignments and speaking multiple languages, but by night he dons his apron and commits himself to the unrewarding task of being mankind's protector.

Lethal bar tray in hand, WaiterBoy swooped down from the ceiling to confront the villains.

by Elda December 25, 2008