if I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

Just another day in paradise

”How are you doing?“
If I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

by Brugden April 4, 2024

I WOULD HAVE TO TAP THE COAT OF ARMS AND DECLERATION OF INDEPENDENCE THREE TIMES.

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Person 190: I WOULD HAVE TO TAP THE COAT OF ARMS AND DECLERATION OF INDEPENDENCE THREE TIMES.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

WOULD PILES

A person who let"s you EAT ASS they say but when you ask them to push the sphincter something else happens.

ASS IN THE AIR.

Most just don't have BOWEL COMTROL.

I will meet you in NUMBER TWO BUTT I have to get my stuff first and they don't show up as someone else is licking their WOULD PILES as they are very TURDIOUS to them and not you.

ASS IN THE AIR FIRE the WOULD PILES are coming to a THEATHER near you as don't miss thIs engagement.

Cannot push that SPHINCTER OUT without generating WOULD PILES OF SHIT.

by STINKING LIKE SHIT June 22, 2021

NOOOOOO I WOULD NEVERRRR

A sarcastic way of saying: yes I did but sarcasm funny

1: did you steal my muffins
2: *while holding muffins* NOOOOOO I WOULD NEVERRRR

by Sarcastic_mummy June 11, 2022

Not the Black Person you would Expect but Still a Black Person

This word describes a black person that spend alot of time with mostly white people. they're not a stereotypical black person but he still is looked at as a true (not racial) black person. a black person that treats everyone equally and is open to all cultures

"Man when I first met Marcus, i thought he was going to be like one of those steryotypical black people but he's actually really nice to me and treat me well.... but hes still black you know? He's not the black person you would expect but still a black person."

by kam11345 February 10, 2017

He WoUlD hAvE bEeN wOrSe

HA! THERE IT IS! OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO PREDICTABLE EMS!

Hym "I KNEW YOU WOULD DO IT! 'He WoUlD hAvE bEeN wOrSe!' Hahahahahahaha! I can think all of your thoughts in advance! On literally EVERY TOPIC!"

by Hym Iam April 2, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>Why Would YOu Love SomeOne Or Something THat YOu, As, An Individual Want And Need So Much<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Why Would YOu Love SomeOne Or Something THat YOu, As, An Individual Want And Need So Much<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Why Would YOu Love SomeOne Or Something THat YOu, As, An Individual Want And Need So Much<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025