School work

what you probably should be doing right now

i know i should be doing school work but im on the urban dictionary

by YEETYEETSMELLMYFEET January 11, 2021

Work Order

A paper or electronic request for service. An easy way to make someone else do a task that another person ether can’t do or is not willing to do themselves. A way to proclaim a individual’s false superiority over an intelligent individual without actually meeting with that individual. A professional manner in which to fix something an individual has broken by proxy. A dark stain on an otherwise bright day.

"If it was not for this Work Order I would not have the chance to serve those who could afford a better education than myself"

by kool420deathstar January 24, 2005

Work Mummy

That girl in the office that makes it her god-given duty to make sure all her co-workers are happy, healthy, fed properly and get a hug when they need it.

Guy 1: Hay, where'd you get that toast?
Guy 2: Work Mummy found out I skipped breakfast and lunch, so she made it for me and dropped it off at the cubicle.

by J-Cutter November 12, 2009

Work cuck

A person who is so cucked by his employer that his own family and friends think he disappeared.

My friend Ian is a work cuck.
Ian’s girlfriend left him because his boss fists his work cuck ass daily and he does nothing about it.

by Robiwan February 10, 2022

selling work

Selling weed or other drugs.

Hey you selling work?
Yeah $14 for a gram

by 8162733746474848 September 1, 2017

Work Bench

a bed used for having sex

He: And in here's the bedroom where I keep my workbench.

She: He showed me his workbench and since I was flat as a board, he proceeded to nail me.

by Jake March 6, 2004

work shy

When someone can't be arsed to do work or avoids doing work at any cost.

I was so work shy in college, I had to go onto the urban dictionary.

by Kev BUNN February 17, 2009