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Stretching wookie

When her pussy is extremely hairy and so loose that it sags and looks like a wookie. It also smells like wet dog.
"Yeah I was totally gonna bang her last night but she had a stretching wookie man. I got the fuck out of there. It was so gross.
by 4n4l monster for BenQ July 10, 2016
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wookie

The rhyming to Pookie, used after the word pookie, commonly used to call your best friends or significant other in a loving manner. If they reject this nickname, you must start calling them dookie.
"Hey Pookie Wookie"
"Love, Your Pookie Wookie"
"OMG POOKIE WOOKIE GUESS WHAT!!"
by Wowza1234 August 9, 2023
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Cafuzo wookie

all politician's from california with hairy face who speak with forked Tongue..
Tongue twisted Cafuzo wookie talkin trash on tv. Said they would cut taxes, lock down border, fix potholes, rebuild schools.. wookie
Big chief dirty face with his never wash tribe says " white man always speak with forked Tongue "
by itichie_nocanpo October 20, 2006
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Ookie wookie pookie bear

An Ookie Wookie Pookie Bear is someone who when you see them your whole body feels with 100% love and just wanna explode and just kiss them and love them forever curl up in a ball with a movie at a big fire place and just Pookie Lukey Pookey them forever. Also they’re someone you wanna take on a nice hot date and some ice cream for ever and then take them home and snuggle them all night long. My ookie wookie pookie bear is the kind of person who you just want to love in all ways all day everyday forever and have ookie wookie pookie bear babies with because they’re just so precious and lovely and you’d let them black swan u any day because they love you so much and you love them. Awwwww<3 ily bby
Smash or pass Ookie wookie pookie bear?

Smash my organs out man fs! (But gentle with respect)
by ChadDylanCooper January 18, 2024
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Wookie Smuggler

1: An individual found to be in deviance of accepted contemporary western socio-cultural grooming standards who has cultivated a wildly overgrown,unkempt; and abnormally dense thicket of unsightly (sometimes matted) public hair typically found in the genital area. 2 Wookie Smuggling: The intentional propagation or neglect of grooming the pubic area resulting in an unrestricted, untamed, and potentially unsanitary growth of dense, unsightly, and odorous patch of pubic hair having an extraordinarily long length.
Because my woman is a wookie smuggler autumn through winter; the vast majority of her spring carpet cleaning is spent choking on a salad tossed with an endless amount of unidentifiable brown crouton-like hair embedded crusties.
by Dr. Wyatt Burns, Ob Gyn May 16, 2022
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Wet Wookie

Basically a Wet Chewbacca but happens in Dunnville Ontario.

Ex.

Tony- Jaosn did you finish your homework this weekend?

Jaosn- Nah but after a nice Wet Wookie I gave Gem a nice Grilled Cheese so I think I deserve an A.

Tony- Fair enough, A+.
Ex.

Tony- Jaosn did you finish your homework this weekend?

Jaosn- Nah but after a nice Wet Wookie I gave Gem a nice Grilled Cheese so I think I deserve an A.

Tony- Fair enough, A+.
by game day guy June 11, 2018
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Wiki Wooki

A piece of fecal matter that extrudes form the anus from smaller to larger, typically in the shape of a light bulb.
Dude that wiki wooki looks like it would light up my room.
by FridgeEater April 25, 2020
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