harboring a wookie

When a guy has an excessive amount of unflattering facial or body hair.

Oh my GOD, Zeke's growing a beard ... he looks like he's harboring a wookie.

by carrieparker December 30, 2008

Wookie

A feeling between hate and love that you can not grasp. Someone that has control of your emotions.

Kandace you need to stop playing with my wookie.

by Aubsheekyfukereeky November 22, 2019

wookie squad

A squad containing four crackhead girls, known to be loud together. They wreak havoc on their school and are individually crazy but when put together they will take every braincell you have left in your brain.

The wookie squad is so cool i wish I was in it.

by -Bakugou October 25, 2020

Wookie Smuggler

1: An individual found to be in deviance of accepted contemporary western socio-cultural grooming standards who has cultivated a wildly overgrown,unkempt; and abnormally dense thicket of unsightly (sometimes matted) public hair typically found in the genital area. 2 Wookie Smuggling: The intentional propagation or neglect of grooming the pubic area resulting in an unrestricted, untamed, and potentially unsanitary growth of dense, unsightly, and odorous patch of pubic hair having an extraordinarily long length.

Because my woman is a wookie smuggler autumn through winter; the vast majority of her spring carpet cleaning is spent choking on a salad tossed with an endless amount of unidentifiable brown crouton-like hair embedded crusties.

by Dr. Wyatt Burns, Ob Gyn May 16, 2022

Wookie

When your in the woods with only a chewbacca costume on and a bear analy rapes you until you eat its ass out

bro i almost had a wookie yesterday

by DigBick404 May 17, 2018

kookie wookie

Literally the worst person to exist. So dumb and annoying, but undercover name for someone that you hate but don't have the heart to tell them because you feel bad for them.

You're such a kookie wookie all the time.

by NOT Fernando March 4, 2022

Wet Wookie

Basically a Wet Chewbacca but happens in Dunnville Ontario.

Ex.

Tony- Jaosn did you finish your homework this weekend?

Jaosn- Nah but after a nice Wet Wookie I gave Gem a nice Grilled Cheese so I think I deserve an A.

Tony- Fair enough, A+.

Ex.

Tony- Jaosn did you finish your homework this weekend?

Jaosn- Nah but after a nice Wet Wookie I gave Gem a nice Grilled Cheese so I think I deserve an A.

Tony- Fair enough, A+.

by game day guy June 11, 2018