Friend

Someone who's there to help you zip your pants.

*stands with fly down facing friend* "Hey, could you zip this?"

*friend zips pants withough question* "The fake nails got in the way again didn't they?"

"Yeah..."

by lives4music14 September 12, 2011

Friends

A thing that you probably don't have

John: Hey, wheres Jacob?
Alan: Probably out in the street begging for friends.

by Sack o' Flaps May 29, 2018

Friend

Some one that'll fuck you over, and you don't even mind

HA you a gay ass friend
Thanks

by I am mason price April 29, 2013

Friends

Something you don't have

Yes i'm talking about you Becky and Ron are my best friends

by Cubicbrothersgaming September 29, 2017

Friends

Something I thought I had

"I thought I had friends but apparently I'm trash and don't deserve love"

by Sue do nymn June 8, 2019

friend

a friend is someone you should be able to trust but can't because they are constantly stabbing you in the back and are always mad at you. And no matter how much you want to get away from them you jus can't because they would like to see else then for you to get hurt and everyone to stop liking you. A friend should be someone you can turn to and trust yet most completley turn on you and dont care about you or how you feel because they are completley self centered and their goal in life is to see you unhappy.

My friend is a complete loser and i cant stand her because all she wants is attention and could care less about me and jus can't wait to see me unhappy.

by fruit of the loom April 16, 2004

friend

A vague and ambiguous term used by many females, typically used to covertly describe a male associate with whom they have sexual relations.

Ohh Landquisha, I called up my friend last night to come over and lay some pipe. He beat up my coochie better than the LAPD!

by 2slick2pretty July 25, 2003