Hose

When someone tried to spell José on their child's birth certificate but are illiterate.
Hey, what did you name your kid?

Hose

Spelt like José.

No. Like Hose.
by Coggy8 October 07, 2022
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Hose

Verb

To insert your dick into a full drink and then opening the faucet, resulting in the drink overflowing. This term is often used to describe an action intended to displace or dilute the original contents of a drink through the introduction of piss
Dave really hosed Kyle's drink yesterday
by CocktailHoser July 29, 2023
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hose huffer

"I can't stand Jim. He's a real hose huffer."
by Downhill Dave March 28, 2018
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You're bro's a hose.

It is a literary term used to burn someone hotter than my mixtape. This term ascends beyond things like "Your mom gay" or "Your daddy a lesbian." I did it to my friend once. My friend has level 2 cancer.
Friend:"Wanna get a pizza?"
You:"You're bro's a hose."
Friend: *Dies
by Train Tracks March 23, 2018
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Rubber Hose Rampage

Rubber Hose Rampage is a 2024 boss rush game starring Mickey Mouse. The game was created in the wake of Steamboat Willie entering the public domain.

Upon release in early 2024, Rubber Hose Rampage was criticized for being a supposed Cuphead clone and being too difficult.

Those who criticized the game don't get what the game is going for. It's a shitpost game, and it works very well in that regard.

Once you acknowledge what Rubber Hose Rampage is all about, it's not only tolerable but downright fun to play, especially after a patch was made toning down the difficulty a little.

In the summer of 2024, a new boss was added where you fight Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, and upon defeating him, he becomes a player character, making the game even better.
Rubber Hose Rampage is NOT just a Cuphead clone.
by HildaSimp August 06, 2024
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hose guy

Most dangerous thing that exists ever
The hose guy can destroy anything
by Mooseymoose1235 January 20, 2017
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hershey hose

dirty euphemism for one's asshole.
"With no money and no phone, Claude was screwed up the hershey hose with no where to go."
by Jean-Claude December 25, 2009
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