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Active Server Pages [ASP]

A server side scripting language developed by Microsoft. While it does outclass Perl in terms of effectiveness and ease of use, php does offer more to the average web developer in terms of reliability, speed, and a shorter learning curve. It is also worth noting that ASP 3.0 comes in two flavours, VBScript and JavaScript.
<%@ language="VBScript" %>
<%
Response.Write("this is ASP")
Response.Write("<br />")
If Request.Querystring("action") = "page1" Then
Response.Write("you selected page 1")
Else
Response.Write("You selected some other page")
End If
%>
by Mordan DS September 25, 2003
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on the same page, but in different books!

when you know that everything is good with someone/something, but there is still this thing!
said when you are in a situation where you know that something is missing or wrong, but cant quite point out what it is.
John: she said that she knew she loves me, but that there was something missing.
Chris: dude, apparently you guys are "on the same page, but in different books!"
by Haha?? July 29, 2010
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Page 6

Referring to, or using the underlying meaning of page 6 in the novel, 'Huckleberry Finn' by Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens). On this particular page, the phrase, 'Nigger' was used excessively, therein producing the euphemism, 'Page 6'
Don't be a Page 6 and eat all the fried chicken, watermelon, and purple Kool-Aid.
by JLFOLGE December 4, 2010
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Cultural Stereotype Pages

Pages that have transformed from (*insert race / cultural group here*) hating definitions to people who are outraged by it and in self defense attempt to make amends by posting excessively long articles about what they beleive should be the correct definition i.e. non-racist *race name here* are a proud people. These people should suck up their pathetic bleeding heart, accept that this is the internet, and never return to this website again.

These people never actually do anything to benefit their people, they just look like internet retards
All of the pages talking about Arabs, Jews, and Black people are cultural stereotype pages, but they changed nothing about the preconceptions about their culture
by plasma phasr February 14, 2010
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flipping though the yellow pages

damn i walked in and that hoe was flipping though the yellow pages
by dick vag August 4, 2008
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of mice and men page 20

one of the most n-words on a book page ever
by ]'/[;. March 16, 2021
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Getting paged by the White House

A way to excuse oneself from conversation when one needs to take a shit; discretely referencing the color of President Obama and his family.
Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Whoops, excuse me gents - I'm getting paged by the White House."
(leaves)
Pussy McGee: "I don't get it."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "He babysits the Obama girls. He's gotta drop 'em off at the pool."
Pussy McGee: "That is some seriously subtle racism."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "And how."
by John, A Goat from Space February 25, 2011
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