a woman, usually (but not necessarily) attractive and with a multitude of potential suitors, that has relationships that averagely last for no longer than a period of seven days. These women are quite treacherous and hard to spot, but if you do manage to detect a One Week Wendy it is highly advised the you steer clear of them. Only masters of female manipulation or those looking for relationships with little emotional investment should seek to court these vile creatures.
Person A: Oh man I'm pumped to go out with that girl i met at the bar last week! She's so hot and smart and we like all the same things!
Person B: Watch out bro, she's a One Week Wendy! She'll be all over you at first but once you hit the seven day mark she'll dump your fat ass so hard you'll be out for a month!
Person B: Watch out bro, she's a One Week Wendy! She'll be all over you at first but once you hit the seven day mark she'll dump your fat ass so hard you'll be out for a month!
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Wife: Why are you flossing, you never floss?
Husband: Don't you know, it's floss week!
Wife: Ohhhh, you have a dentist appointment next week, got it.
Husband: Don't you know, it's floss week!
Wife: Ohhhh, you have a dentist appointment next week, got it.
by threetwoonezero January 11, 2017
Get the Floss Week mug.The week of August 12th, 2018 when karma did its due diligence and exposed all of Jeffree's ex-friends.
Started by Gabriel Zamora posting a picture of Laura Lee, Nikita Dragun, Manny MUA and himself captioning "bitch is bitter because without him we're doing better". Followed by tweets shading Jeffree out of nowhere (just to hop on the publicity bandwagon since Jeffree was currently blowing up). Ironically, this resulted in fans digging up Gabriel's, Laura's and Nikita's past racist tweets for which they all gave booty guru apologies and lost TONS of followers and subscribers on all social media channels.
Meanwhile, noone but the sacrificial lamb (Gabriel Zamora) apologized to Jeffree personally for shading him, using him for money and publicity, and then throwing him away like a used towel.
Only time will show if this turns into the year of Karma because as uncle Jeffree said, 2018 still has 4 months left 😁 (a tweet sent out during The Week of Karma)
Started by Gabriel Zamora posting a picture of Laura Lee, Nikita Dragun, Manny MUA and himself captioning "bitch is bitter because without him we're doing better". Followed by tweets shading Jeffree out of nowhere (just to hop on the publicity bandwagon since Jeffree was currently blowing up). Ironically, this resulted in fans digging up Gabriel's, Laura's and Nikita's past racist tweets for which they all gave booty guru apologies and lost TONS of followers and subscribers on all social media channels.
Meanwhile, noone but the sacrificial lamb (Gabriel Zamora) apologized to Jeffree personally for shading him, using him for money and publicity, and then throwing him away like a used towel.
Only time will show if this turns into the year of Karma because as uncle Jeffree said, 2018 still has 4 months left 😁 (a tweet sent out during The Week of Karma)
Jeffree: "I'm really gonna need somebody in the government to write down this week as THE WEEK OF KARMA"
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by ibeflossin123 May 26, 2019
Get the Midnight Week mug.-the melancholy feeling experienced by high schoolers everywhere in the period between the end of Christmas break and the beginning of spring break. Common symptoms include bitchiness, lack of sleep, depression, mood swings, and an overall apathetic outlook on life. Caused by a combination of stress, hopelessness, and the weather.
Between the research paper, the fact that there is 46 more days till spring break, and the clouds, John is goin through some rough 3rd Nine Week Blues.
by dasani124 February 2, 2009
Get the 3rd Nine Week Blues mug.Somebody who is very inexperienced at a sport. When somebody who plays a sport 24-7 and messes up, can be called a once-a-weeker meaning a scrub.
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