titty wanker

Someone who masturbates womens' breasts to make milk squirt out. Can be used as an insult to show a man's ass kissing.

That guy is such a titty wanker for that chick.

by dictionaryfiend December 15, 2012

Posh wanker

When you go to an all boys school with a posh accent

He's such a posh wanker

by Not peak jess March 4, 2017

Left Wanker

Left Wanker. An opinionated, dogmatically-rabid, politics-obsessed partisan to the extreme Left of the political spectrum

Only an extreme Left Wanker would advocate seizing the assets of the rich and distributing them to the poor.

by Butt Man April 15, 2015

Horse Wanker

Someone who is an irritating twat or idiot, or someone who wanks horses

That ginger Dan is a right horse wanker

by Jon Howell June 11, 2006

nipple wanker

A person that wanks to nipples

Nate stop being a nipple wanker to other males.

by TheFuckboydownthestreet May 20, 2016

Gon-Wanker

A person who thinks they are of sporting excellence and believe they are the manager but are in fact a wanna-be, annoying little prick

He was a right gon-wanker t football yesterday.

by DarkLord7 December 5, 2014

water wanker

A water wanker is one of those annoying people who uses very frequent breaks for water (and making everyone else wait) as an excuse to avoid/have time to recover because they can't hack a pace of a game/sport/workout.

Can we just play this game please?

No we can't because John is having yet another drink break - what a water wanker!

by Tormentedjedi November 24, 2014