wanker

Contradictory to belief, a wanker is not someone who masturbates.
A wanker is someone who is an idiot

Jack: Oh Matt's a right wanker ain't he?
John: Yeah, bloody hell I hate him
Matt: Cunts.

by Stroooker May 27, 2018

Wankenstein

A collage consisting of various rank bitches from your favorite stick mags cut, paisted and constructed into the one perfect woman

I used homemade glue on this scratch and sniff wankenstein, see you next week dude.

by Browning Smears November 15, 2003

Horse Wanged

A more violent and evil form of "Fuck You", implying that the receiver should get pounded by an extremely large and uncomfortable cock or Horse Wanged

Damn, That Sarah is such a bitch, I hope she gets Horse Wanged!

by Lewd Dude September 20, 2016

wankerthon

Alternative to overused wanker that will add further malice to your incriminations

Chris is such a wankerthon, he won't stop ringing me and asking to come over

by Han and Jen October 23, 2005

wankerbot

A cyborg robot designed by the japanese to wank. Used as an insult.

That robot is a wankerbot. / Wankerbots, the lot of em!

by Sam Goodman October 27, 2005

wanged over

Similiar to 'screwed over' but using the word wang to freshen it up.

My password got stolen from eBay by a Nigerian scammer. I got wanged over.

by Traviss July 17, 2006

wankadiddiley

a person that suffers from excessive thrapping off, or, wanking, is know to have 'wankadidley', a self inflicited disorder. This can lead to problems such as sore tip, baron bollocks syndrome, and excessive knob cheese.

" im on to my 9th tug of the day, i hope i dont have that 'wankadiddiley' everyone keeps banging on about"

by tankatron April 14, 2010