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dirty walrus

This occurs late at night when two people visit a cemetary. A recently baried women (a week or two old) is dug up. One starts to eat out her pussy while the other person jumps on her stomach, squirting guts into the other's mouth. Not surprisingly, this is mostly done in Cali.
Last night, Bob and I went out for a plesant dirty walrus.
by Jake J. December 17, 2003
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Mexican Walrus Chomp

When a girl is giving you a blow-job and another girl comes in and puts her vagina over your nose and bites the back of your neck while putting a dildo up the other girls ass.
So i was just chilling gettin some head from Tiffany, when Samantha walks in and gives me a fuckin Mexican Walrus Chomp
by McStingeyFart October 18, 2010
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punch the walrus

a play on the term break the seal
with punch replacing break and walrus replacing seal
subsequent urination throughout the night is known as slingshotting penguins
dude if u punch the walrus now you'll be sling-shotting penguins all night
by declanisromped April 21, 2008
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Frosting Walrus

A sexual act where, as one ejaculates in a mouth, they then punch their partner in the stomach, forcing jizz to shoot out the persons nose.
DUDE!!! I CAN'T BELIVE YOU GAVE THAT GIRL A FROSTING WALRUS LAST NIGHT...WHAT THE BEAN!
by ?bean May 3, 2009
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Fat Walrus

A term used most often to define a strange yet interesting man with quick wit.
He mumbled something about Sid and Nancy before and walked away." "What a fat walrus."
by flyingtoastergirl1212 January 20, 2011
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Sad Walrus

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates into a girl's mouth and the excess jizz seeps out the sides of her mouth thus making her sad creating walrus tusks.
Yo your girlfriend was great last night, I gave her a sad walrus!
by Francois Bacon February 28, 2011
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Fuzzy Walrus

When hooking up with a girl who has a fuzzy vagina from not shaving for a couple of days, you take a shit in her vagina, and then eat it out.
Bro, i gave this girl the meatiest Fuzzy Walrus last night.

No way! How was it?

It tasted like shit!
by Josh F. November 28, 2007
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