Walmart crush

Someone you see in a public place and you have a major attraction to them. Could see a future with them but you chicken out.

Friend 1: Yo I just had a Walmart crush
Friend 2: What the heck is a Walmart crush? Are you high?

by A gremlin and a crackhead December 21, 2019

walmart ass

Wide hips but that ass is flat as fuck

yo did you seen lauren’s ass? shit was fat

nah that’s a walmart ass- it’s actually flat

by Angie612 February 9, 2020

Walmart Rock

The type generic "hard rock" that all has the same over produced and polished sound. This insipid pointless music always manages to sound heavy yet incredibly soft all the same time. Perfectly smoothed over and silky in the worst possible way. Every singer has the same generic throaty "rock voice" thanks to the wonders of modern production techniques. It's the most risk averse genre of music since boy bands. They may try to sound "different" by adding something like a string section or piano breaks, but it's all hopelessly terrible. This is the mind of music you would find in the rock/metal section of your local midwest Walmart. Bands include but most certainly aren't limited to Skillet, 3 Days Grace, Seether, Buck Cherry, Alter Bridge, Chevelle, Nickleback, Trapt, 3 Doors Down, Stained, Daughtry, etc etc wash, rinse, repeat. Cut, copy, paste.

Bro: "Hey man, would you like to go see the Skillet show with me tonight"

Person with taste: "Why on earth would I want to go see a crappy Walmart Rock band?"

by Pickled Fish Lips March 30, 2020

walmart metal

A subculture of the metal scene. Walmart metal heads purchase their entire wardrobe from Walmart, wearing "heavy metal" shirts consisting of skulls, fire, motorcycles, playing cards, or all of the above. These shirts are frequently paired with cheap sunglasses and straight leg blue jeans. Walmart metallers are often found drinking PBR, listening to Five Finger Death Punch, or smoking meth in their trailer.

That redneck guy blasting Pantera is totally walmart metal.

by Shadoooooowww July 18, 2020

walmart return specialists

A person who steals items from Walmart then returns items to get gift cards to sell for drugs useally.

Jake does not like to be called a theif or a booster so he has a more professional sounding title, Walmart return specialists.

by jayram1408 August 22, 2020

Walmart Shoppers That'll Make You Say Damn

This horrible advertisement that has a thumbnail of a kid looking up of a- yeah see it for yourself. It also shows "Walmart Shoppers That'll Make You Say Damn"!

Me: *bored so goes to Urban Dictionary*
Urban: "Walmart Shoppers That'll Make You Say Damn"
Me: bitch who tf made this an advertisement

by A_l_e_k December 27, 2020

Walmarting

The act of tying a plastic Walmart bag over a woman's head while proceeding to have intercourse and referring to her ass as a Walmart bag.

When Billy saw his cat it reminded him of Walmarting

by Creamstar January 31, 2021