wake-up

Poorly applied or unnatural looking make-up on an elderly womans face that resembles make-up seen on a dead person at their wake.

Did you see that nice wake-up application on that old lady?

by kit13 May 19, 2008

Joe Biden Wake Up

Joe Biden Wake Up, Joe Biden Wake Up

This is a message from muhammad to Joe Biden about 9/11, Joe Biden Wake Up

by Vet0z September 8, 2021

Wake N Mate

The act of using morning wood to pound the chick in bed next to you. This chick is typically a wife or girlfriend because if it was a one-night-stand, the chick would be gone already.

One jolly-hard fellow wakes up in the morning and sees his hot-ass women still sleeping. He wakes her up with a few kisses down her neck and whispers: "Hey babe, Let's Wake N Mate."

by Mikey Bartlett October 19, 2010

Wakelyn

The badest bitch around. She is absolutely gorgeous. She is a sweet yet sassy and will put you in your place. Never, under any circumstances, underestimate her. She can ruin your whole world with one look. She's defined as a sweet girl but she mot definitely has a wild side. Just get to know her and you'll be consumed with lust, love and desire to be just like this fiery ball of crazy fun.

1.) Who is that girl? She looks like a total Wakelyn.

2.) Whoa... did you know that Wakelyn had a wild side?

by ~Timeflies~Fireflies~ June 5, 2015

Wake-up Sauce

It's coffee.

Yo, I'm tired af my guy, got any Wake-up Sauce?

by Nikuzan August 28, 2017

Fart Wake

The trail of odor that clings to your pants after a pungent fart. The more powerful the fart wake, the longer the invisible cape of stink billowing behind.

"Don't walk behind me Thomas - you're right in the slipstream of my fart wake."

by lowercase_dave February 4, 2009

wake up dick

This is what special ladies receive in the morning. Specifically, it's the intercourse that starts right when they wake up.

Get your sleep baby. In the morning I have some "wake up dick" for you.

by Versatile337 January 11, 2009