Waffle Ho

Any Waffle House waitress (known as a "Salesperson") who cleans another waitresses table just to steal her tip.

Don't you let Dee anywhere near your table, you know she a Waffle Ho!

by Vervain December 13, 2005

icing the waffle

Fucking the girl against a fence, and you cum on her face, as she has the imprint of the fence on her face. -Garret

I fucked her so hard on the fence, that I was icing the waffle.

by Garrettandthefence November 25, 2016

waffle trap

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

clasp your goddamn waffle trap...

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

waffle fry

a nickname you give to a tiny guy. a miniscule person that fits in your pocket.

person 1: hey, what are you doing tonight?
person 2: naa tonight im busy, im hanging out with my waffle fry.
person 1: fucking queer.
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person 1: oh shit, i dropped my regular fry in between the couch seats. hey, my waffle fry, can you get it? you're small and miniscule!
person 2: sure.

by scabies October 14, 2011

Egyptian Waffle

Instead of wanting to have sex in the dunes, your girlfriend grinds you nut sack into the sand with her knee and then spits in your eye like a camel.

Him: Dude, how was your vacation to the shore with the new girlfriend?
You: It sucked. She made Egyptian waffles the first night.

by JoeTonigh October 8, 2010

Waffle Run

the act of heading to an all night diner, such as Waffle House, to soak up the booze after a heavy night of partying.

Hey dude, we're gonna need to take a "Waffle Run" later if you even think I'm gonna take another shot.

Sure thing, bro.

by The Mello Chello July 26, 2011

Salsa Waffle

The highly debated object/action that no one really knows about. It's just a salsa waffle. It can be used in different contexts, but its connotation is always dirty...very dirty.

"I salsa waffled your mom last night."

"I ate a salsa waffle off your mom last night."

"Do you wanna go salsa waffling later?"

by Salsa Waffler February 11, 2010