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Shit wisher

Sweet shitface Suzi is such a shit wisher when I`m constipated.
by Papacoon January 8, 2009
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Carl's Wishing Well

While sitting on a toilet, you spread your legs and watch yourself poop in the reflection of the toilet water.
Mike: Do you ever watch yourself poop in the reflection of the toilet water?

Fred: Oh, you mean a Carl's Wishing Well?
by IceNineSkills October 17, 2019
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from the muddy banks of the wishkah

From The Muddy Banks Of The Wishkah is a live album by the band Nirvana. Features the hits Teen Spirit, Lithium, Heart Shaped Box, and many other songs. Unlike the Unplugged album (Released in 1994), this album has the live electric performances.
From The Muddy Banks Of The Wishkah.
Damn that's a mouthful.
by UnstableNerd429 October 18, 2014
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maritimers wishbone

When there are two beer left on the plastic rings of a six pack. It is pulled apart by two people, similar to a thanksgiving turkeys wishbone, who make wishes. The person with the plastic six pack rings left on the beer has their wish come true.

A Maritimer is a person who lives in the Maritimes in Canada.
Generally thought to be more hickish then those from other parts of Canada.
A frown appeared on Jerry's face, as he held up what was left of the beer.... a maritimers wishbone.
by Scotian April 6, 2011
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wishka

wishka oh my wishka,
by mikummmsssszzzz December 28, 2007
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emo wisher

Someone who really tries to be "emo" but all the emo kids hate him for being such an imature, wannabe twat. He doesnt understand emo at all and acts goth because he thinks thats what emo is. He is all Oh I hate my life because my parents split up oh how it sucks I better listen to the same band over and over again (Often easy listening bands like Coheed & Cambria or Death Cab For Cutie)

He buys whatever the emo kids buy, about a week later, and is constantly searching EMO on google to try and find out what he is getting into. He takes the stereotypes for truth, making the emo kids hate him even more. He will say he likes a band when he has only heard one of their songs, or even if he has never heard of them, for example
Joe Emo: I love thursday
Emo Wisher: Yeh they are cool (note to self, listen to thursday)

He lives primarily in a huge house and is very stuck up, but calls everyone else snobs. He will call everyone else names like "Wannabe" or "Poser" when he is really them.

He copies everything one particular emo that he has trust in does, he copies the things the emo wears, listens to, signs up for, says and just the way he/she acts.

Nobody, again, nobody likes Emo Wishers. They just pretend to so not to hurt his feelings.
Emo Wisher - Hi guys
Emo Kids - Oh Hi, um, Drake is it?
Emo Wisher - Nooo, my names Edd.
Emo Kids - Oooh. Sorry. *Coughs*
Emo Wisher - Look I bought a The Used CD!
Emo Kids - Oh. Cool I guess, but Panic! At the Disco are in now...
Emo Wisher - Yeh they rock! (Note to self, buy Panic! A.T.D.)
Emo Kids - *Cough* Wisher *Cough* *Group Laughing*
Emo Wisher - Huh?
by Jacob Elland January 7, 2006
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Wishy Wash

a sexual act performed on a male, usually at a massage parlor. The act consists of having your anus tongued while getting a hand job.
Anytime you're in Philadelphia, make to sure to go to a massage parlor for a wishy wash.
by DarkPervert July 26, 2011
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