die by wire

Drive by wire on a toyota.

The cars can't be turned off cause it would lock the steering, so they die by wire.

by WiredOne February 25, 2010

Coconut wireless

Hawaiian way of gossiping

Damn Randon, Sean went out on the docks and spread the word like coconut wireless

by JBoog Aramark October 18, 2013

Wifedup

1.To be completly tied down to a girl you have known for a short time. 2.Pu$$y whipped beyond repair 3. Shamelessly in love with a girl your whole crew ran thru at one time or another. 4. The act of auctioning of your testicals to the first girl that gargles them one time. Then never again because shes got you whipped.

1.Q. Wheres Oj? A. Man he dont kick it no more you know that nikkas wifedup

by ShimmyD July 8, 2011

The Auf Wiedersehen 69 Sex Position

A sex position in which 2 people perform the act of eating the ass out and the person whose ass is getting eaten out shits in the other and they run to the bathroom to wash their mouth out and when they come back previous said person is asleep and the other goes to sleep as well.

“Yo Daniel?”
“Yeh bailey?”
“Okay so Jess and I did the Auf Wiedersehen 69 sex position last night! it was a very fulfilling night! It’s safe to say I’m not hungry anymore!”

by Ladiesman419 October 10, 2019

mords wixed

when you've had a few beverages or your brain is just not working/overtired, you mix up the first letter of words and end up with a completely nonsensical statement

Girl: I so just downloaded the 4th Weason of Seeds!

Boy: Babe you got your mords wixed! don't you mean the 4th Season of Weeds?

by zanussik May 1, 2009

wirelessing

Staying at places that you know have WiFi access at all hours of the day.

I stayed at the university past 1am surfing the internet.

by Anonymous November 13, 2002

wiedmyer

a person who immediately forgets/lies when confronted.

the young kid acted wiedmyer when asked if he had broke the lamp.

by purple cd January 25, 2010