N. a two-word phrase used to describe a wedgie so utterly terrifying and crack splitting that the formerly known, "atomic wedgie" title just won't do.
Ok, Brandon's in there passed out dude, let's give him the grandest megaton wedgie that any human-being could physically endure and experience throughout the history of time at any point in existence in any plane of existence that ever is or was. That'll teach him to play with my power rangers!
by Chast Lild January 13, 2011
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by _Clum_ July 23, 2012
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I wanted to hang wedgie myself. i hung it on a tree. and it streted reallllllllyyyy far! and i was stuck. then some girls came and took off my jeans,and shirt and left me with my breifs then came back with toothpast and poord it in the front. then chile sause, then two spiders porred them all in including the back. i was left there for more then one day.... someone found me. it sucked...... hanging wedgie.
by iwasleft...123 January 27, 2011
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by cap_kad April 22, 2017
Get the Wenger mug.1. If the victims underwear is showing they are fair game. If you can see it they are asking for it.
2. If the victims underwear is ripped from the wedgie then the giver must either replace the ripped underwear or allow their underwear to be ripped in an equal fashion.
3. Tighty whities are always an invitation for a wedgie. If you see someone wearing tighty whities they must be given a wedgie.
4. There are only a few circumstances where it is acceptable to give a girl a wedgie, a) you are also a girl. b) you have direct permission from her (ex. she lost a bet and the payment is a wedgie) c) you are dating her (keep in mind you may no longer be dating her if you give her a wedgie).
If you give a girl a wedgie and you don't fit in any of the terms above you are to receive a wedgie by everyone in the room and the victim is allowed to give you 1 slap to the face.
5. If the victim has placed themselves in a state of vulnerability (ex. crouching in front of you) they are also asking for it and can be given a wedgie.
6. If a girl makes a bet with a guy and the loser gets a wedgie she I'd allowed to use her boyfriend to give or get the wedgie in place of her.
2. If the victims underwear is ripped from the wedgie then the giver must either replace the ripped underwear or allow their underwear to be ripped in an equal fashion.
3. Tighty whities are always an invitation for a wedgie. If you see someone wearing tighty whities they must be given a wedgie.
4. There are only a few circumstances where it is acceptable to give a girl a wedgie, a) you are also a girl. b) you have direct permission from her (ex. she lost a bet and the payment is a wedgie) c) you are dating her (keep in mind you may no longer be dating her if you give her a wedgie).
If you give a girl a wedgie and you don't fit in any of the terms above you are to receive a wedgie by everyone in the room and the victim is allowed to give you 1 slap to the face.
5. If the victim has placed themselves in a state of vulnerability (ex. crouching in front of you) they are also asking for it and can be given a wedgie.
6. If a girl makes a bet with a guy and the loser gets a wedgie she I'd allowed to use her boyfriend to give or get the wedgie in place of her.
Dan ripped Paul's underwear, according to the wedgie rules Dan needs to buy Paul new underwear or Paul gets to rip Dan's.
by Jtansar October 8, 2016
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Get the wedgie blood mug.A hanging wedgie, like a normal wedgie, is the same except your feet are off the ground. Requires briefs!
A true Hanging wedgie story of mine is when I was pantsed at recess and all my clothes were robbed. Everyone yelled TIGHTY WHITIES!. A girl shouted "What a loser!" I was dragged to the flagpole, and my white underwear was hooked to it. I was then pulled all the way to the top. They laughed and left. School ended and buses left. I needed to pee really badly so I wetted my briefs, while still up there. I was still up there after school ended cause teachers were having a meeting. One teacher saw and she hoisted me down. She brought me to the principals and because I wet myself I was forced to wear a nappy for the rest of the school year. They forced it on me. I was dangling on that flagpole for a total of 8 hours.
by Rudas March 10, 2014
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