WAD

Wet ass dick- when you go in on your girl and take your dick out and it’s a wet ass dick from her wet ass pussy ( WAP)

* takes dick out of gf* oh it’s wet and made me a WAD

by Creamy202420 September 24, 2020

Phlegm Wad

A creepy middle aged man who refuses to follow COVID guidelines and always calls the female baristas or waitresses at his favorite places by name.

Don’t look now, but a total Phlegm Wad just walked into the Starbucks.

by Lady Gladriel October 10, 2020

wad

“Wad” is a males version of wap. Wet ass dick

That man totally has a wad.

by Hana Depp October 13, 2020

wad

“Wad” is a males version of wap. Wet ass dick.

That man totally has a wad.

by Hana Depp October 13, 2020

Fuck-Wad

Used to describe an otherwise intelligent person who messes up three or more relatively easy tasks simultaneously.

He was such a fuck-wad that everything collapsed at once.

by LevonGarvasi July 14, 2013

WAD

"What a Dumbass"

Simply put... no background information needed.

(1)

-"Oh man, John jumped backwards off a cliff and landed on his chin!"

-"WAD."

(2)
-"Do you like money?"

-"WAD question."

(3)
-He cheated on me with my best friend!

-Ugh, WAD punk!

by IXTaniaXI March 11, 2011

Soggy Wank Wad

When you produce a mass of sperm/vaginal juice and wipe it up with a large amount of tissues.

Dude, I exploded and had to make a Soggy Wank Wad.

by gyhmjykgu12 March 20, 2011