viking suicide

An attempted suicide via forceful self-insertion of one's forearm into the rectum by way of the anus

"Did you hear about Hiwa? She tried to give herself a viking suicide"
"Her arm will never be the same"

by Argonaute96 December 21, 2008

gothic violin

The process of cutting your wrists, often performed by goths or emos to perform suicide. Also known as the gothic viola.

Ever since his girl left him, Freddy's been playin' the gothic violin. He's deppressed for sure man.

by Kris Smith April 26, 2006

Viking Tit clench

1. the act of a Nordic Person(s) grabbing someones tits

Did you see that Scandinavian viciously grabs that girls tits? that was a brutal "Viking Tit clench"

by Forfader June 21, 2013

Viking twins

Two born to the same father but of different mothers within three months of one another.

My wife just gave birth to little Thor and my viking wench gave me Dagna, my little viking twins.

by Irish Viking August 26, 2014

Viking orgy

A sexual encounter involving 4 or more people where the poorest performer is sacrificed.

You guys want to come over after for a Viking orgy? 4 people enter, 3 people leave.

by DanishDutchess May 5, 2019

Viking Day

A day in which someone wakes up and feels the compelling urge to Fight, Feed, and Fuck.

I woke up this morning hungry, horny, and itching for a fight. I knew it was gonna be a Viking Day.

by Platonic_shot87 July 16, 2019

viking train

When a Viking would line up all of his wives and concubines while they are all on their period and fuck them one after the other. Vikings loved blood and sex and so they relished the idea of having period blood from multiple pussies on their dick.

Dude, your sisters are on their period, I wanna Viking train them.

by Meme King Shit Spreader October 25, 2019