Verbal junk mail

Advice from a “friend” who gives trash worthy advice they wouldn’t even take.

*Girl in front seat to a friend
“ If you’d like my advice.-”
“Literally no one wants your advice, Karen. Your advice is verbal junk mail.”

by K_IRL October 14, 2020

PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT

Simply put a word or phrase in the ENTIRE EXHAUSTIVE usage that can be subverted and/or perverted.

Testimony to as never hurts.
Definition of subvert
transitive verb. MERIAM WEBSTER CREDIT

1: to overturn or overthrow from the foundation : RUIN, DESTROY
2: to pervert or corrupt by an undermining of morals, allegiance, or faith.

The telling me and " CAN YOU HEAR THEM, TALKING ABOUT YOU" as by away from you "G0SSIP is happening and you can find them fast as just say GO PISS as everybody around you who are indulgent on the GOGO TOLK (interpretation) have had been SUBVERTED into the PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT as an amazing VERBAL EVENT.

Is it so bad to stop the DESTROY by using PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT and hit the STY RODE on the PYRONES farm between SPAIN AND FRANCE and truly study the ODOR that emanates from there.

by DISTRAUGHT May 13, 2022

verbally athletic

A person who has a high vocabulary, or can have an ordinary conversation using not so ordinary words to appear more sophisticated or educated.

Tommy sure is verbally athletic because he managed to land a date with Nadine, who is hot, and tommy is not, so he must have impressed her with his knowledge of words and his gift of gab. Verbally athletic.

by Miss.b.havin November 20, 2015

Unleash a verbal monster

To express a level of anger through a torrent of abuse via a social network

If I don't get what I want...I will f*cking "unleash a verbal monster" on Twitter, you c*nt.

by Mish P September 26, 2015

Verbal Whiplash

When someone calls your name, and you turn your head rapidly to respond, but they were actually talking to someone else.

VERBAL WHIPLASH: Say your name is "Gaylord". You're walking down the street and you hear someone say "Gaylord". You react as though they are talking to you, but they are actually talking to their friend, Gaylord.

by invicta9110 July 7, 2011

Verbal Clickbait

A phrase or verbal cue intended to solicit attention or further inquiry from an uninvolved third party.

James looked down at his phone and said "wow, that's so cool", hoping that others around him would rush to his side begging for details.

He always uses verbal clickbait to try to start conversations.

by Brian SJ September 4, 2016

Verbal Cameltoe

When you practice no filters while speaking with someone and leave nothing to the imagination. It is the verbal equivalent of a young girl wearing a provocative outfit accented by an eye popping camel toe.

If my husband at work hadn’t used the F word three times, the H word twice and the C word once in front of all his female coworkers maybe he wouldn’t be in the HR office again. He suffers from a bad case of Verbal Cameltoe!

by Daddy big hands September 24, 2022