Vegan Hotpocket

Anal Sex with a woman wearing a colostomy bag

My neighbor said his wife can now share her Vegan Hotpocket.

by ReduxGM October 12, 2011

Vegan

A preachy asshole who lacks nutrients.

That fucking vegan is insulting me for eating a hamburger. Good thing he'll die soon.

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Vegan

When the human being decides not to eat meat forever

You do know because you're vegan doesn't make you special

by Mike Sanchez67 December 12, 2018

Vegan

A fuckwit

god your such a vegan

by Fuck Vegans January 8, 2019

Vegan

Someone on a diet, but loud about it.

Husband: Oh my God, what happened to the kids?!

Husband: I don't know, they just started bleeding everywhere! Oh, did I mention that I'm vegan?

by Uncle Buttmunch June 13, 2018

Vegan

A weird cunt that chooses to eat only vegetables. They mainly complain about normal people who eat meat. The best way to combat a vegan is like a vampire, a steak through the heart. There can also be a human so much worse than being just a vegan. Vegan cyclists are the literal definition of the devils sidekick. Although, there is one human who is undoubtedly worse. Feminist vegan cyclists, they are often referred to as the devil himself.

Oh my god, those vegan protesters are at it again

by Massive Legend July 25, 2018

Vegan

Freaking Autumn.

Guy: Hey look at the that girl over there!

Other guy: Oh that's Autum, She's a vegan...

Guy: Oh. nevermind don't care.

by Don't Care. August 27, 2018