Vampire Hands

Hands that will not activate the motion sensing water faucet in a public restroom

i.e. invisible to mirrors or motion sensing devices

I can never get my hands clean at the restrooms in that Walmart - my vampire hands will not activate the water to come out of the faucet

by Jono523 August 21, 2013

vampire clit

An ice cold, blood red clit that becomes aroused and pointy when night falls.

Yo man, sandy always gets vampire clit at 10 pm.

by Dazzledee October 4, 2013

vampire kuchi

a slut that is kicked out before the sun comes up, but not before she gets fucks

We all love them vampire kuchi. They be comin' when its dark and leave before my mom get's back from the night shift.

by VampireKuchi October 30, 2013

vampire queen

A crazy ruler of all the vampires

This vampire queen sucks blood

by Whitechoocolatecookie July 9, 2014

vampire shower

It's when you eat a girl out when she's on her period and it gets all over your face. Related: golden shower

Damn dude, clean your face off. I can tell you like vampire showers.

by Yasdnilnadroj June 16, 2017

Vampire Syndrome

The moment after waking up when the light of your phone burns your eyes

"Man why isn't she returning my texts?"

"She probably just has vampire syndrome, give her a few minutes."

by TheWolf017 January 17, 2018

Vampires Kiss

When a guy eats a girl out while she’s on her period.

“Omg, did you hear? Apparently, Tom gave Jessica a Vampires Kiss the other day. She was super freaked out!”

by A Mistake on God’s part February 12, 2020