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Vampire Sex

A type of sex that involves very violent movements and intense, chaotic actions. Key indicators that vampire sex has taken place would be bruises on the girl, bite marks on nearby pillows, the headboard, or possibly even the mattress.
Diane saw the pillow torn in several places and her roommate's arms bruised badly. She assumed Gary was over last night and had wicked Vampire Sex.
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vampirefreak

Not vampires who are freaks.
by SEmily July 21, 2004
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Energy Vampire

A person or couple that just sucks the energy out of a room or from a conversation.
You: Did you see Bob at the party yesterday?
Friend: Yes, I left exhausted. Please let me know if the future if he is going to be at one of your parties. He's such an energy vampire.
by manofwow March 9, 2010
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Vampire

A friend of mine told me about the Origins of how vampires came from. It started off as that vampires were people with rabies, you know people bit by animals that have rabies. These people with rabies foam their mouth, act animal-like into terms of bite other animals or humans in the neck, sucking blood from two holes created by their fangs. Like to live in darkness because they either developed a pupil or retina capable of nocturnal vision or just like darkness.

They are afraid of light, obviously because it can nearly blind their vision to see, they like to see in darkness or their eyes are not adjust to the sensitivity of light. Some examples are shining metals or objects, mirrors, and sources of light(like the sun). They are afraid of water because they either want to stay dry, hypothermia, or hygiene issues.

Now I don't know how people with rabies can grow fangs that can be of 2 inches or more...The religious things tide into destroying vampires...well, I don't know how that got started but light can kill vampires, I think.

Vampires may originate from people contacted with rabies, not sure if that's the case, but you may prove my information is nonsense or dislike opinion.

The transformation of the bat, I don't know how that came from. Not all vampires are evil.
Vampires from twilight saga are not real vampires.

First of all, vampires don't really have red eyes(you can prove it to me scientifically), they are supposed to morph into bats and become quick killers. Any sources of light seem to not affect them or kill them, they seemed impervious to light. Lastly, I don't know if vampires have powers or not maybe they do.

Vampires are respected and feared, but twilight saga has made them an insult to their kind.
by Fruityogos September 10, 2010
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vampirefreaks

Web page where you create a profile that other users read in order for them to rate you fairly YEAAAAAH RIGHT if by "read" you mean go directly to the gallery and by "fairly" u mean how cute are or how "sexy" u look... mostly of the time ppl only rate "10" and leave comments like "You Look Like A Hottie..I Luv Ur Hair...*10*" that crearly shows you didn't pay much attention to what they wrote on their profile but don't worry if u don't like to talk about yourself u can just put lots of photos about you posing and that's it! *Lots of comments and rates by girls* saying you're so hot or so sexy you know since nobody actually reads profiles... also an alternative from myspace.com
Vampirefreaks at some point might have been Good but nowadays is just a popularity contest
by krlexz September 14, 2008
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vampire biscuit

The large breast of a Gothic girl.
"Holy shit, look at the Vampire Biscuits on that girl"
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Uber Vamp

The ultimate vampire. Derives from the demension of hell found under an earthly hellmouth seal. Tougher skin that regular Vampires, more athletic, and less human. They are also very rare on earth.
Appears in the Buffy series in the Seventh Season.
by d3guy2006 July 1, 2005
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