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Valentine's Day

The shittiest day of the year for me. People say that I'm beautiful all the time but how can I be so beautiful and single at the same time? Do people just say that I'm pretty to make me feel better about myself? I've been single my whole life (elementary school relationships don't count). This is a day where single girls like me feel ugly for not having a boyfriend. It's a day of mourning my loneliness and the death of my cousin. I'm making it my tradition to go up to my room and cry on this day because of how horrible I feel.
Valentine's Day fucking sucks. My cousin died on that day in 2016 and many others in 2018. I'm making it a tradition to cry in my room alone every year that I'm single. Fuck Valentine's Day! Cupid is an inaccurate bastard! Cupid can suck my non-existent dick.
by Failurebitch February 1, 2019
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Valentine Chocolates

When you cum into a bowl, then use a used heroine jab to collect the cum.
Buy some caramel chocolate and use a separate needle to dispose of the caramel.
Inject the cum into the chocolate and give it to your valentine!
I gave gracie some special valentine chocolates
by Naked Chinese man February 14, 2021
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valentinasvsp

a really nice tiktoker who’s a good editor!
person 1: omg have u seen valentinasvsp’s edits?
person 2: OMG YES! THEY ARE SO GOOD!
by hotbaee April 29, 2021
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southern valentine

a classy blow job.

like a jersey valentine, but given in lingerie. no tramp stamp should be visible. effuses a combined air of hospitality, obeisance, and bearing.
After dinner last night, my wife presented me with a cocktail and a southern valentine.
by toosexyformyglasses January 28, 2011
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Dutch Valentine

A "vacation" to "Amsterdam" during "Valentine's Day", that can never be talked about again. It's like "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas", but probably raunchier and less suitable for work.
"Wow, Anat and Shahar really had a Dutch Valentine, eh?"
by Zombiefruit February 6, 2019
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Jack Valentine

White boy soundcloud rapper. Flexxes everything he has. Bit of a prick
by ItsYaBoi99 November 27, 2019
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Goth Valentine’s Day

The Friday before Valentine’s Day, or Valentine’s Day if it’s on a Friday. Goth Valentine’s Day is at its peak if it falls on Friday the 13th.
Happy Goth Valentine’s Day here’s some dead red roses
by STABBHHGJFJCJ January 23, 2022
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