German vacation

A vacation with poopy tasting cupcakes.

I was fully aroused by my German vacation.

by GermanVacationer August 12, 2017

Vacation Pooper

A vacation pooper is someone who uses their time to get caught up on email, text messages, readings, newspaper articles, often extending the normal defecation period. Vacation poopers always bring reading material and frequently treat the time as relaxing and a chance to get caught up.

Clay's a total vacation pooper, that's the only way he got caught up on reading Game of Thrones.

by Imnothere560 December 6, 2013

vacation dick

A dick so fucking large that you can only recieve it for about a week before your vaginal walls are completely eroded, and you are no longer capable of bearing children.

Doctor: "I'm sorry ma'am, but you are physically unable to have children"

Woman: (crying ) "I knew I should have never let that black guy talk me into taking his vacation dick"

by nosaM naitsirhC June 10, 2016

Vacation Dick

Name for no strings attached dick that you get for a limited time while on vacation. Once you get home, that dick and the man it is attached to is no longer your problem.

Girl, we're in Miami! Get you some vacation dick!

by LocalTheyThem March 17, 2022

vacation dick

A very large dick that females desire once every few months on the side apart from their usual "boyfriend dick".

His dick is so big that he's just vacation dick!

by AnnaLeeSue June 17, 2016

vacation dick

1. A hit and run dick.
2. One night stand.
3. A go to dick when there's no other resources left.

"Girl, I'm running out of options here. I'm going to have to resort to my vacation dick."

"He is acting weird now. I think this ended up just being a vacation dick."

by MayraDiver June 16, 2016

Island Vacation

When pedestrians cross to the middle of the road but then take a mental vacation, showing no signs or interest in crossing the rest of the way or any awareness of their surroundings, causing confusion for passing drivers/other pedestrians (could alternatively be, minor stroke - who would know?)

"What are you stopped for?"
"I was just gonna let this guy cross"
"Nah, not that guy, he's on an island vacation, he could be there a while"

by pseudmrk1 February 28, 2012