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ultramassavarium

1. A secret spell hidden in the depths of the restricted section in the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry library. It will inflict the victim with the uncontrollable urge to do the chicken dance and simultaneously shout their most embarrassing moments in Shakespearean language.

2. Used as a slang word in place of embarrass or humiliate.
1. James: "ultramassavarium!"

*points wand at severus*
Severus: *doing chicken dance* "HAVE THOU, A YOUNG ROSE WHO SHALL BE NAMED LILLIUS EVANS DOTH NOT LOVE ME!"

2. "Oh boy, am I gonna ultramassavarium you one day!"
by wordtaxi September 26, 2010
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ultrahuman

Noun: a person who is adept at making the same mistake repeatedly and consistemtly apologises for being human. (After all we're all human aren't we?)
-anity, Verb: to deliberately make a mistake and blame it on your being "just human"
1. His untrahumanity lead him to believe he would escape punishment because of his human rights apologist ways.
2. She is ultrahuman: always saying sorry for tripping over the boss's feet at meetings.
3. Man, that kid's ultrahuman! He always does the same thing wrong and gets away with mischief by overdoing the "so sorry routine" afterwards!
by The Rhodesian guy March 26, 2013
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Ultraistic

Being fine with the powers that be in a universal type of way.
Being able to talk to people on different dimensions, telepathy, Astral projecting, etc. and being comfortable with it

Person 1: You wanna know something

Person 2: whats that?

Person 1: I'm an Ultraistic type of person and i love it :)
by DairRick April 30, 2013
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Ultra Job

When women jerks off a man until he ejaculates, said ejaculate is used as a lubricant to jerk off another man
"Sarah gave me the best ultra job last night, good thing I was first"
by Baconyum24 May 7, 2015
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ultra wet willy

The act of licking your long shlong and repeatedly shoving it in the guy/girl/dog/cat/or whatever kinky shit your into's ear.
I'm gonna shove my dick in your ear and give you an ultra wet willy.
by Mattymins1123 August 15, 2015
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ultra nut

The most ultimate of nuts, with claps of thunder echoing across the lands from the magnitude of the bust.
I had an ultra nut to that midget porn
by TheLittleNutThatCould June 18, 2018
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ultra-modern

This ugly as hell flashlight will impress your friends with its ultra-modern design.
by Sukiahki September 8, 2017
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