by Girth_Quake February 23, 2014
Get the ugly crier mug.A person (usually male) who is not conventionally good-looking but who is, through their idiosyncracies, charisma, attitude or other mystery factor, sexually attractive.
A term popularised by the film Kissing Jessica Stein (2001).
A term popularised by the film Kissing Jessica Stein (2001).
by KCRAUX April 14, 2013
Get the sexy-ugly mug.An animated show about The Department of Integration, in both a fictional government agency and version of New York City. The show focuses on Mark Lilly, a new employee at said department, and also often shows his alcoholic wizard work partner Leonard Powers, his zombie roommate Randall Skeffington, and his demon girlfriend Callie Maggotbone (voiced by the incredibly hot Natasha Leggero). Its pointless as hell, has characters you would kill if you had to deal with them on a daily basis, and the fact the show will never establish a plot that makes sense (which isn't saying it doesn't maintain one, its just too crazy to understand). Its like The Office... its so unrealistic its hilarious.
The show has legendary quotes such as: "SUCK MY BALLS", "I really wanna see these trees fuck" (fuck being bleeped on U.S. Television), and an episode where Councilman Fitzpatrick, a Fishman, not only bangs hookers while campaigning to become The Mayor of New York City, but also jumps out of a helicopter for his big rally and is chopped to pieces by the rotor blades.
The show has legendary quotes such as: "SUCK MY BALLS", "I really wanna see these trees fuck" (fuck being bleeped on U.S. Television), and an episode where Councilman Fitzpatrick, a Fishman, not only bangs hookers while campaigning to become The Mayor of New York City, but also jumps out of a helicopter for his big rally and is chopped to pieces by the rotor blades.
In the pilot episode of Ugly Americans: The Birdman flew over the building and crapped on Mark's head, when complaining to the Birdman, the Birdman simply replied "SUCK MY BALLS!". As it would seem crude, The Birdman Language actually consists of over 500 ways of saying suck my balls, with each way having a different definition. This Testicular Reference Language is later revealed in the season.
by dt520 January 16, 2011
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Phase 1-(one-bagger) so ugly you need to bag her/his face so you can't see it.
Phase 2-(two-bagger) so damned ugly that you bag your face as well, in case the first bag falls off.
Phase 3-(coyote ugly) so hideously ugly that you imitate the action of a trapped coyote and chew off your arm rather than face your "conquest" from the night before.
Phase 1-(one-bagger) so ugly you need to bag her/his face so you can't see it.
Phase 2-(two-bagger) so damned ugly that you bag your face as well, in case the first bag falls off.
Phase 3-(coyote ugly) so hideously ugly that you imitate the action of a trapped coyote and chew off your arm rather than face your "conquest" from the night before.
when I'm a little drunk I'll hit on a one-bagger.
when I'm really drunk I'll settle for a two-bagger.
when I can barely see, talk or walk, then, and only then, will I accept coyote ugly.
when I'm really drunk I'll settle for a two-bagger.
when I can barely see, talk or walk, then, and only then, will I accept coyote ugly.
by earpuller October 10, 2005
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by courtney&lu December 15, 2010
Get the ugly hot mug.A recent trope in western media (video games, movies, tv shows, animation, music, modelling, etc.) where only unattractive, unappealing, or just plain fat &/or ugly women are pushed to the center stage of westoid goyslop entertainment to appeal to ESG based investing in entertainment &, as Larry Fink of Blackrock says, to "force behavior" by redefining & lowering beauty standards.
Women in western video games and animation are designed to be ugly, even when they're modelled after real life women who are actually attractive IRL.
The character designers will tone down their looks and make them as ugly as possible (see Fable 3, Horizon Zero Dawn/Forbidden West, Baldur's Gate 3, etc.) under the guise of "diversity, inclusion, and equity".
In reality it's out of a sense of jealousy since said character designers in the gaming industry are fat &/or ugly women &/or trans & can't stand the sight of people who are more attractive than them.
When said character are criticized for this, they attack the fans and say "fuck off, just go watch porn you incel", & then they wonder why the game they worked on flops financially, proceeding to seethe and say that it's the fans fault for "being incel chuds".
This can also be seen in Victoria's Secret now only hiring fat & ugly models, Lizzo being pushed as a sex symbol in Hollywood, Larian's new goyhorny fetish simulator Baldur's Gate 3 only having ugly women in the game, etc.
Women in western video games and animation are designed to be ugly, even when they're modelled after real life women who are actually attractive IRL.
The character designers will tone down their looks and make them as ugly as possible (see Fable 3, Horizon Zero Dawn/Forbidden West, Baldur's Gate 3, etc.) under the guise of "diversity, inclusion, and equity".
In reality it's out of a sense of jealousy since said character designers in the gaming industry are fat &/or ugly women &/or trans & can't stand the sight of people who are more attractive than them.
When said character are criticized for this, they attack the fans and say "fuck off, just go watch porn you incel", & then they wonder why the game they worked on flops financially, proceeding to seethe and say that it's the fans fault for "being incel chuds".
This can also be seen in Victoria's Secret now only hiring fat & ugly models, Lizzo being pushed as a sex symbol in Hollywood, Larian's new goyhorny fetish simulator Baldur's Gate 3 only having ugly women in the game, etc.
The western video game character designer went on a schizophrenic tyrade on Twitter, attacking people who didn't like the forced ugly character designs in the game they worked on.
by wtrbrth September 2, 2023
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