When you wake up in the middle of the night with a raging, throbbing cock and pop one off real quick. No cleanup required, just relax and and go back to sleep!
by Mr. Marvelous October 20, 2018
Get the Twilightingmug. Mom: So Bella what are your plans for today?
Bella: I'm going to fuck a corpse then later get boned by a mutt doggie style and deep throat its 13 inch dog cock.
Mom: Ohh umm thats nice..........
Bella: I will be back after Twilight ;DD
Bella: I'm going to fuck a corpse then later get boned by a mutt doggie style and deep throat its 13 inch dog cock.
Mom: Ohh umm thats nice..........
Bella: I will be back after Twilight ;DD
by BetaWav1996 March 15, 2011
Get the Twilightmug. possibly one of the worst pieces of literature written in the history of the world. it revolves around two pathetic *people who have no personalities and make the story unbearably boring. these young beings try to kill themselves over eachother, and it is a perfect example of an unhealthy relationship. you want to read something good? try harry potter. ignore all the girls who say its dumb, because more then half of them didn't even read it. it's got romance, humor, suspense, drama, excitement, advanture, etc...whereas twilight only has a broing stupid romance between boring stupid teenagers. not well written, not a good gripping story...basically a huge ass fail. i pity those teenages, girls. READ HARRY POTTTER!!
by satellite mind June 26, 2010
Get the twilightmug. A stupid book that is poorly written and has a cliched plot. The characters are unoriginal and the entire book is based on the fact that Edward is a sparkly fairy trying to pass for a badass vampire, but fails miserably.
He also catches the attention of the whiny Bella Swan and is somehow insane enough to fall in love with her. Bella is somehow insane enough to fall in love with him. They both fail at life. Epically.
The entire book is about how beautiful of a fairy Edward is and how love will keep them together.
This book gives obsessed fangirls the idea that the ideal boyfriend is a old creepy pedophile that watches you while you sleep and isolates you from you friend. It also tells them that romance is all about looks, an abusive relationship, and teen pregnancy.
It's an overall failure.
He also catches the attention of the whiny Bella Swan and is somehow insane enough to fall in love with her. Bella is somehow insane enough to fall in love with him. They both fail at life. Epically.
The entire book is about how beautiful of a fairy Edward is and how love will keep them together.
This book gives obsessed fangirls the idea that the ideal boyfriend is a old creepy pedophile that watches you while you sleep and isolates you from you friend. It also tells them that romance is all about looks, an abusive relationship, and teen pregnancy.
It's an overall failure.
fangirl: I wish I was Bella Swan so I could be in Twilight.
smartperson:Oh, so you want to be a whiny bitch with an abusive pedophile boyfriend in a book that is horribly written?
fangirl: YES! wait. what? um..... no?
smartperson: You're an idiot. Go read a real book.
smartperson:Oh, so you want to be a whiny bitch with an abusive pedophile boyfriend in a book that is horribly written?
fangirl: YES! wait. what? um..... no?
smartperson: You're an idiot. Go read a real book.
by twilightshouldgodie August 3, 2010
Get the Twilightmug. The first book to a wonderful series by Stephenie Meyer. With action, comedy, romance, and emotion.
When Bella moves into the rainy town of Forks, Washington she notices Edward Cullen. She soon learns that he is a vampire and despite this, she just can't stay away from him. Well, Edward can't either. :) All the while Edward fights his primal instincts to drink Bella's blood. The couple must overcome many obstacles.
Mostly the teens are into the series, but some adults have found an interest in the books. Despite how many people think that the main interest for reading Twilight is Edward (though it is part of it) the book really does suck you in and you can't help feeling everything that Bella feels.
When Bella moves into the rainy town of Forks, Washington she notices Edward Cullen. She soon learns that he is a vampire and despite this, she just can't stay away from him. Well, Edward can't either. :) All the while Edward fights his primal instincts to drink Bella's blood. The couple must overcome many obstacles.
Mostly the teens are into the series, but some adults have found an interest in the books. Despite how many people think that the main interest for reading Twilight is Edward (though it is part of it) the book really does suck you in and you can't help feeling everything that Bella feels.
Twilight is my obsession.
by aveverum June 23, 2008
Get the Twilightmug. twilight is one of the best books ever written. it is about a girl named Bella Swan who falls in love with a vampire named Edward Cullen. They face dangers and that brings them closer together and they fall deeply in love but in Stephanie Meyer's third book, Eclipse, Bella faces a hard decision to stay human or become a blood-thirsty vampire for ever.
by elif's best friend April 2, 2008
Get the twilightmug.