by Jacksoleman January 8, 2009
Get the twat muckmug. Root Words: Incompetant & Twat. Someone operating on an less than desirable mental functioning status, who also happens to be offensive.
When George Bush Jr made fun of a reporter for wearing sunglasses, only later to realize that reporter was blind. What an Incompe-twat.
by AmPm May 2, 2009
Get the Incompe-twatmug. A female, who prevents another female from scoring with a guy. The female equivalent to a cock blocker, the twat swatter tends to be malicious in her means and often interferes with other women s chances for her own gain.
He was about to take me home, but then that Twat Swatter came and offered him another drink, fucking bitch!
by KimchiNoodle June 12, 2010
Get the Twat Swattermug. by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009
Get the Teter Twatmug. When a chick gets her period unexpectedly and has no other source of protection besides restaurant toliet tissues.
"Fuck I just got my rag and don't have a tampon!"
"Guess you gotta wad it up and go tissue twat till you get home, hahaha"
"Guess you gotta wad it up and go tissue twat till you get home, hahaha"
by Sonny Black Monster June 30, 2012
Get the Tissue Twatmug. A Pointless Tattoo. Normally worn on the upper arm or accross the shoulders. The male version of a 'tramp stamp'. Usually tribal markings. Great if you are from a Polynesian Island but pointless if you if live in the suburbs.
Michael worked in a factory by day but a night he liked to wear a sleeveless shirt to show off his twat tatts. Then every one would know he still a free spirit at heart and may be a little bit hard as well.
by df1968 August 23, 2011
Get the Twat Tattmug. He found a pair of undies with twat cheese drifting in a Wal-Mart parking lot.
twat cheese} {skank} yeast infection {chunky cheese}
twat cheese} {skank} yeast infection {chunky cheese}
by LaQuifa December 2, 2014
Get the twat cheesemug.