Tstash

The definition of a real og . A top money making man . Often or more like an alpha male

Tony moved up in the game he's tstash n it up ..
He takes care of his family friends and people a care giver of a man

A TStash

by Perfect man ,no extra drama March 7, 2026

Tuscaloosa Tape Measure

The Act of stretching one's weiner far enough to bend and measure the crack of there ass before sticking it in there butt.similar to that of a tape measure

Dude did you see rick do the Tuscaloosa tape measure?
Yeah dude that shit was gnarly

by Jamarifinklenut July 19, 2025

Tistastic

Someone or something that is autistic but we all still love it the same.

E.T. is tistastic.

by Schlobestein July 30, 2025

Tuscaloosafication.

The slow descent of women becoming bleach blonde while attending the University of Alabama. Typically seen with brown roots and white cowboy boots.

All three of those girls have been completely Tuscaloosafied.

Another victim of Tuscaloosafication.

by florabamaline May 8, 2025

Testamigo

Latino or Hispanic “Eskimo brother”. A person of Latino or Hispanic heritage that has had sex with the same woman as you.

For females - Testamiga

Hey, did you hear that Jose hooked up with your ex? Looks like you guys are Testamigos now.

by Sterling James May 21, 2025

testari

testari is the very smashable alpha god tier goonmaxxing level 69000 gyatt rizzler that singlehandedly took down the entire rocktorran military in the literary masterpiece IRONY OF THE IMPERIUM and is the most hot, famous man in all of klentica with over 490858930583540390853095839085 imperial subjects

random klent guy #1: "did you hear about the new business that opened up down the street?"
random klent guy #2: "yeah, testari's prostitution services! my wife went there last week. said he was great."
random klent guy #1: "nice, im gonna check it out tonight!"
random klent guy #2: "oh damn, didnt know he was gay"

by god-emperor of klentonnia May 22, 2025

tostance

The choice to totally engage singularity.

"During their conversation about philosophy, she chose tostance, bringing her full attention to the singular moment instead of half-listening."

"When the Bushman realized the praying mantis was actually !Kaggen, he shifted into tostance - completely engaging with the divine presence rather than just observing it."

by Goedman July 5, 2025