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Piss-toot

Using a bathroom in public can be a very embarassing experience...especially if a piss-toot is involved! A piss-toot is when you are peeing and to your surprise a fart slips out.
I piss-tooted in the bathroom and it stunk so bad a baby started crying!
by Terradactill November 6, 2011
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skoogle toots

1. The male version of a "qweef". 2. The male equivalent to skittle tits
1. Jason skoogle tooted in her face right before he came.

2. He hates on her skittle tits, but he should spend some time working on his own skoogle toots.
by MannaDing February 8, 2017
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Toot

Just a quick toot before I go to class outta help me stay awake.
by Grill9 July 14, 2022
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Will toot fart

A will toot fart is a person/thing that is willing to toot as well fart in any circumstance. A will toot fart comes in many forms, some of which being

- will toot : is willing to let one squeak out but not enough to cause concern

-will fart : is willing to let one rip, don’t be scared. Be proud

- will toot fart : the whole package, you will be left frightened yet overwhelmed with joy.

- will not toot fart : hold it till it’s to late
Eli : "will just blasted me with his poo air"
Evie : "that’s because he’s a will toot fart "
Eli: "tushie"
by Funky smells June 13, 2022
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Tilt ‘n’ toot

When a person tilts to the side in order to pass gas.
After my son ate some beans, he had to tilt ‘n’ toot to get rid of the gas.
by Angel2Mars August 30, 2020
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toot

that sound a car makes when you press the button in the middle of the steering wheel.
mom what sound does a car make
mom: toot toot
by marsisslaying November 1, 2022
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skeeny toot

A meme of when a happy overweight dog farts
Overweight dog: farts
homie: man yo dawg such a skeeny toot
by blæ May 7, 2021
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