1. A major league pitcher who tends to throw fastballs the size of beachballs to batters who normally can't hit their own weight. The batter then pulverizes the pitch and looks like Babe Ruth.

2. Someone who you cannot trust to do the easiest task known to the human race.

3. A name given to a person who tends to ruin the game for everyone.
Fred: Wow it looks like we are gonna win this game!
Tom: Uh oh! Here comes Tom Gordon, we are fucked!
Fred: Good point.

Jeff: Damn this is a really good game! I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.
Bob: Uh oh! Here comes Tom Gordon.
Jeff: Lets get the fuck out of here!

Randy: You know I never knew how easy it was to breathe.
Tommy: Yeah but not if you are Tom Gordon!
by shrecker March 31, 2008
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A very significant character in the Harry Potter series. Tom Marvolo Riddle was an orphaned half-blood before he became Lord Voldemort, the mortal enemy of Harry Potter. Tom Riddle was born to a muggle, Tom Riddle sr. and a pureblood witch, Merope Gaunt, one of the last-surviving descendants of Salazar Slytherin. Merope had Tom in an orphanage before she died. There, Tom was said to be a "funny baby," very quiet, never cried. he scared the other children but none of the adults seemed to be able to catch Tom and none of the children would talk about the things he did when no adults were around.
Tom Riddle, supposedly, is "incapable of love," has no real friends and uses those around him as stepping stones to get what he wants. He has a crooked sense of right and wrong, cannot stand to have things taken away from him and collects little trophies from his victems. Once in Hogwarts, Tom usually got his little gang of friends to do his dirty work. Being a full-blown sociopath from the tender age of 11, Tom Riddle had no qualms with committing murder to make himself more and more powerful through various methods of the darkest of dark magic. No other wizard in history achieved what Tom Riddle achieved though the darkest of means and maked him nearly impossable to kill.
Despite all of his nastiness, few people knew about Tom Riddle's true, cold, obsessive nature at Hogwarts, being a prefect, head boy and a very well-liked student. Tall for his age, with jet black hair, a pale, strikingly handsome face and a quiet manner, Tom was very well liked at felt sorry for by Hogwarts teachers and other students; the only teacher that kept an "annoyingly close watch" on Tom, was the then Transfiguration teacher, Albus Dumbledore, the only one Voldemort ever feared.
Tom Riddle is that hot guy you thought you knew, but he ends up being the one who killed your best friend and a bunch of other people, simply because he's a sociopath that has no real value on human life.
by Peaseblossom85 July 17, 2006
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The most kick ass rock artist in the history of music. Front man and song writer for the band Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers and an awesome live performer. He is responsioble for countless chat-topping albums and really great songs such as: American Girl, Breakdown, Free fallin', Mary Jane's Last Dance ect...
Everyone at the concert agreed that Tom Petty is a major rock n' roll star after he and the Heartbreakers played an awesome set
by Mrs. Tom Petty August 20, 2005
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The best MLB pitcher of all time. Spent a majority of his Hall of Fame career with the Atlanta Braves.

305 Career Wins (20 game winner 5 times)
10 time Allstar
2 time Cy Young Award Winner (1991 and 1998)
4 time Silver Slugger Award Winner
1995 World Series MVP
Bobby Cox: "Tommy you're on the hill today. Shut 'em down."

Tom Glavine: "Yes sir coach Bobby Cox sir. Will do."

Bobby Cox: "Can of coooorrn!"
by skeeble weebop March 3, 2010
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Guitarist/Lead Singer for Blink-182. Really Cool Guy, I had The Honor of Meeting him, and Playing Guitar With him, People say He's Matured, but only in music, He's Still the Perverted guy from his 20's. His voice has changed , but in 2012 it's slowly going to back to before.
He Plays along side Mark Hoppus (Bassist/Lead singer) and Travis Barker(Drummer)

If you've never listened to a song I suggest Rollercoaster or Hearts All Gone
Lyrics To I Miss You
Dont waste your time on me your already the Voice Inside my head.
How Tom DeLonge sings it
Donaste yo ime on me your alraady tha yoice iinside mah yead.
Yet he sounds Rad while Singing It/
by BENWAHHH August 18, 2012
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A completely screwed up situation in a work or social setting caused by a group of people who are careless and likely very stupid. It is similar to tom foolery but much more extreme.
"Hey what took so long at the Dr. Office?
"I had to wait 2 hours for my results because the idiot nurses were busy with some kind of tom-fuckery"

"Wow, did you hear who got busted this weekend and went to jail?"
"That's what happens when you hang out and party with that gang. They are always up to some kind of tom-fuckery".
by dumbluck2013 November 5, 2013
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