tik tok

some may describe as a brain fungus, I can agree.Couple days back I was playing family feu with my boys and one of the questions was”what makes gen-z so dumb” some answers where “eating to much play-do at a young age”But abracadabra alakazoo for 500points the answer was “tik tok” Nathan got it right.

This consumes the brain of every single middle age mom

Daughter”mum may you please come to my school play and watch it”
mom”okay you useless failure”
*at the play*
the children are doing there stuff and the mom is watching Greg Paul on tik tok

ay mama why my iq 29
your a dumb loser who spends there life on tik tok

by I have cool last name B) December 21, 2022

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In my Tik-Tok

The ability to have no idea what is happening around you because you're completely enthralled and enamored by tik-tok videos

Sorry baby I didn't hear a word you said I was in in my tik-tok.

by Boo Bead December 27, 2022

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Tik Tok

A Chinese app that rose from the ashes of musical.ly to promote unsafe sex practices such as so called Vabbing, and it is also used for NATURAL SELECTION

Brianna:Hey Chase
Chase:What the fuck is it
Brianna:let's raid my aunt's liquor cabinet and do that Everclear shot drinking challenge with the hot new Ava Max song
Chase:let's goddamn not and fucking say we did
Brianna:ok, take my fucking phone and film me trying to drink 25 shots of Everclear
Chase:Tik Tok is Natural selection bullshit
Brianna: *opens the bottle of Everclear and pours the 25 shots* FUCK YEAH BITCH, I am about to get wasted bitches
Chase: stop

by Shaelyn hater August 30, 2023

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