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chalk my tires

A meaningless expression to say when you want to swear, but are in the presence of a self-righteous co-worker who will report you to HR for even the slightest vulgarity.
I got angry in a meeting and said "chalk my tires" and I watched a co-worker google it to see if it should cause him any righteous indignation.
by DowntroddenDude October 30, 2018
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Are you tired yet

A phrase given by a female to indicate that she does not care about your sleepiness , but indeed her own, hinting that she wants to go to sleep.
by carsonjclayton February 6, 2019
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Passing by to buy tires for my daughter

"Passing by to buy tires for my daughter" is slang in the United States Marine Corps for laying siege to, seizing, and controlling fueling facilities during combat operations or civil unrest
"Gas prices are through the roof right now. I was over at Costco this morning passing by to buy tires for my daughter and the line was 4 cars deep on each pump. Naturally I told the attendant "I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me the pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I’ll spare your lives. Just walk away; I will give you safe passage in the wasteland. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror."
by Backyard Possum May 12, 2021
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Im so tired

a person who wants to die like you reading this right now
Person : Im so tired
Person 2: you okay?
by raiissotired March 12, 2022
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Dirty Canadian Tire

This is when you see a wet dildo in a Canadian Tire store. When you find this it is also known as SCP-69420. A place for gay people to go when they are horny.

Defined also when a Canadian Tire becomes a sex shop for toys and other items.
by higogogaga April 5, 2023
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flat tire

when a girl tries to give a man a blowjob, but the man stays fully un-erect
She tried to give him a blow job, but got the old flat tire!
by $heepstain November 7, 2012
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tirednosity

tirednosity: a totally made up word that is very useful. It kinda means overly tired.
i'm sooooooo full of tirednosity
by powder blue ninja egg July 11, 2006
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