timmy turnip

When you give a mans bellend a twist clockwise

My dad gave me a Timmy turnip

by Sambohdi Steve October 26, 2015

Getting Timmy

Conversation getting weird.

It's getting Timmy here and I don't feel good about it.

by Armandak May 22, 2022

Tactical Timmie

Security Forces member that always has more gear on post than he really needs but ends up using it at some point on post or someone who gives him a ton of shit for it and ends up needed it

Why does Tactical Timmie have all this fucking useless gear.

by Vindex447 March 03, 2017

Busting down timmy

when timmy is busting it down sexual style

GEE WHILIKERS THERE GOES BUSTING DOWN TIMMY

by timmybustingdown September 18, 2022

Two-Tequila-Timmy-Talk

The Two Tequila Timmy Talk is a drink that consists of a two double Tequillas or a double-double of Tequila. It can be served neat or on the rocks. It is all but guarenteed to make a quiet friend talk, whether his or her name is Tim or Tina or anything. They will tell you things younever knew. It's best served with a copious amount of time and when one has their best listening ears on.

My buddy John is usually such a quiet guy but served him a two Two-Tequila-Timmy-Talk and you'll know his darkest secrets.

by JAB32 January 28, 2023

truthful timmy

As introduced by the 2024 cinematic masterpiece Deadpool and Wolverine, Truthful Timmy is the Blowjob Queen of Saskatoon.

"They call me 'The Merc With the Mouth'. They don't call me Truthful Timmy, The Blowjob Queen of Saskatoon."

by deadpoolscoolpseudonym August 08, 2024

Timmy my nipps

Scissor me timbers!

Ohh fuck yeah

Thats titts

Good job

I just got off loaded

I passed you at disposal

Thats suxual as fuck

I got 9 loads

Take it easy

Thanks for the beer

Your trees look good

Your truck is fixed

Ans so on and so forth

You semi-is fixed and ready to go- timmy my nipps

by Timmy my nipps February 17, 2021