A price you pay for being in a relationship. If your partner wants to do something stupid and/or boring, often times you get suckered into participating for fear of being called not being a supportive partner or cold or a bitch or an asshole or something else lame.
Dude #1:
Wearing that sweater your Mother-In-Law made that your wife thinks "adorable" but made that Leather Daddy downtown "give you the eye", you look like total fagbait in it.
Dude #2:
My wife likes it when I wear it and this morning she said: "Why don't you ever wear that sweater my Mother made for you? She spent hours making it, she spent hours making it, you could at least wear it! Besides, you look adorable in it." I basically wasn't going to get laid tonight if I didn't wear it, it's the relationship tax.
Wearing that sweater your Mother-In-Law made that your wife thinks "adorable" but made that Leather Daddy downtown "give you the eye", you look like total fagbait in it.
Dude #2:
My wife likes it when I wear it and this morning she said: "Why don't you ever wear that sweater my Mother made for you? She spent hours making it, she spent hours making it, you could at least wear it! Besides, you look adorable in it." I basically wasn't going to get laid tonight if I didn't wear it, it's the relationship tax.
by sherwoodian June 11, 2011
Get the relationship tax mug.To get the attention of a socal media thot using venmo or cashapp.
Girls on social media will post there venmo or cashapp on their profile. Simps will drop a thot tax in their venmo, then proceed to slide into the DMs.
Girls on social media will post there venmo or cashapp on their profile. Simps will drop a thot tax in their venmo, then proceed to slide into the DMs.
You remember Alexa from HS? We hooked up last night, after I sent $200 thot tax to her venmo. That definitely got her attention.
by Laravel April 30, 2021
Get the thot tax mug.The price(not necessarily monetary) that you pay for being a foreign national while not understanding the local language or customs.
Person1: I'm not sure what this charge is on my receipt.
Person2: Do you know how to dispute it in french?
Person1: Nope
Person2: Well, it sounds they are charging you the expat tax.
Non-monetary example:
When you've already said "what?" 3 times and finally you just agree.
Person2: Do you know how to dispute it in french?
Person1: Nope
Person2: Well, it sounds they are charging you the expat tax.
Non-monetary example:
When you've already said "what?" 3 times and finally you just agree.
by unflores October 26, 2015
Get the expat tax mug.I can’t believe I had to pay $30 for my blood tax this month. Why do we need to choose between physically bleeding and paying a dollar a day in blood tax?
by GimmeMangoesNotKiwis April 15, 2023
Get the blood tax mug.A term used when something such as an object or service is extremely over priced. Essentially a sales tax. For example if a shoe was priced at $100 retail, the Julien Tax would increase it to numbers in the $120-$180 range.
Guy 1: Yo bro how much are you selling those yeezy slides for?
Guy 2: I’ll sell you them for $220
Guy 1: Bruh, they’re selling for 120, thats some Julien Tax
Guy 2: I’ll sell you them for $220
Guy 1: Bruh, they’re selling for 120, thats some Julien Tax
by Javontay December 24, 2022
Get the Julien Tax mug.You can’t just eat like that, you have to pay the tootie tax.
Did you give Max his tootie tax or did you eat all your food?
Look at Thor, she’s waiting for her tootie tax while you’re stuffing your face with this cheeseburger.
Loki didn’t even bother waiting for his tootie tax, he just grabbed a piece of chicken from my plate.
Did you give Max his tootie tax or did you eat all your food?
Look at Thor, she’s waiting for her tootie tax while you’re stuffing your face with this cheeseburger.
Loki didn’t even bother waiting for his tootie tax, he just grabbed a piece of chicken from my plate.
by Tootielover April 11, 2023
Get the Tootie Tax mug.The fee paid over and above the retail price of an item that is in short supply and high demand. It basically means you are paying for the vaseline they use to sodomize you.
by yert December 1, 2009
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