Fatass Syndrome

The feeling of laziness you get after eating a large meal.

I have total fatass syndrome after eating at that buffet, it's like I can't move.

by Dasborg November 28, 2011

Goldilocks syndrome

When a person is excessively picky about looking for the "perfect" or "just right" option in any situation be it another person, place or thing because they believe they always have an ocean of options to choose from. So said picky person discards many potential options for very petty reasons because they believe they have infinitely better options to choose from when in reality their options are rather limited.

This girl complains about not being able to find a boyfriend. Yet she keeps tossing away many potential suitors because she's always under the belief that she can always find someone better. She's got Goldilocks syndrome, she points out this one guy is great but he is too short for her liking. She said this other guy was wonderful also but he's younger than her so that's a turn off for her. In her constant pursuit of looking for the guy who's "just right" is gonna leave her either lonely or with trashy guys for a good long while...

by ThaDaLinkWent July 7, 2018

sauron syndrome

Derived from the Latin word saur- meaning red and -on meaning eyes. Most commonly diagnosed in immortal beings in their menacing tower phase of life, this affliction ones eyes to become extremely red.

Hey, Frodo, what's up with Sauron today?

-Oh man, he's suffering from an affliction of the most curious and serendipitous sorts.

By golly Frodo! You don't think...

-Yes me boy, it seems he has a a case of sauron syndrome!

OH SNAP!

by Bilbo Bag-JESUS A LION GET IN July 20, 2009

Hixtape syndrome

Hixtape syndrome: a syndrome where ARMYs experience loss of sleep, uncertainty, anxiety, and too much excitement. This syndrome is triggered by the constant anticipation of when Jung Hoseok will drop is Hixtape.

My hixtape syndrome is worsening each day that hixtape has not been dropped.

by Lexdiben February 9, 2018

Shatner Syndrome

A disease of celebrities wherein they rise to notoriety with a particular role, and it threatens to typecast and destroy their career forever. Named for William Shatner, whose love-hate relationship with his Star Trek character James T. Kirk, both originated and imprisoned, extended and hounded much of his professional career.

In rare cases, such as with William Shatner himself, the disease mutates and gives the victim the ability to rise above and become a teflon parody/iconic legend of themself.

Examples of Shatner Syndrome are almost every principal actor from every Star Trek series, Jim Nabors, Pee-wee Hermann, Hulk Hogan and the entire cast of Seinfeld, aside from Jerry Seinfeld.

by Grafikman December 20, 2010

Yandere Syndrome

Also known as pulling an Annie Wilkes. When a website or forum obsessess over one person to the point of being borderline creepy and almost psychotic, going to such lengths as screencapping everything that person does if it doesn't involve them, posting overly long forum threads about said user, trying to coax said user into joining the website or forum they're apart of and just going out of their way to make sure said person is associated with said site or forum forever.

Toddriller has the worst case of Yandere Syndrome ever.

by MM132 April 2, 2016

Ayanokoji Syndrome

A person who thinks he's cool af, badass, genius, thinks he has a lot of btches, popular, think he can use anyone to achieve his goal, but in reality, he's just a kid who watches too much anime,jerking on 2d P.O.S. and wanting to go to anime world.

Guy 1: hmph, i love the fact that they're scared of me and has a lot of girls who wants to have a relationship with me. I'm so badass, but it's okay, I'll use them so i can make my world a better view.
Guy 2: this guy has a Ayanokoji Syndrome man, let that retard alone.

by The Casa May 30, 2022