fella 1: im so depressed man
fella 2: go watch some spongebob squarepants
fella 1: oh my god man i feel so much better i pissed laughing thanks fella
fella 2: go watch some spongebob squarepants
fella 1: oh my god man i feel so much better i pissed laughing thanks fella
by frielock May 4, 2024

by angcacchio September 18, 2020

Spongebob: Hey Patrick, meet my new girlfriend! Spongebob Squarepanties
Patrick: What's a girlfriend?
Patrick: What's a girlfriend?
by The Keyboard Guy May 25, 2023

(verb) To intentionally or unintentionally scrape one's front teeth on another's phallus while performing fellatio, in the same manner as Spongebob Squarepants did with a chocolate bar, in the episode "Life of Crime". This is generally unintentional, and due to the lack of experience of the person giving fellatio.
by princeofplutonia April 15, 2019

Person 1: What is Spongebob?
Person 2: WTF you uncultured person!
Person 1: What’s it about?
Person 2: I need to sit down and contemplate life.
Person 2: WTF you uncultured person!
Person 1: What’s it about?
Person 2: I need to sit down and contemplate life.
by I know what u did. December 28, 2020

a mexican sponge bob lick is a sex position where the female is in doggy style position but inverted then the male has 2 sponges that he shoves in the ass and vagina
guy:hey girl why is there a sponge lodged in ur butt and pussy?
girl:oh me and my husband did the mexican spongebob lick position.
girl:oh me and my husband did the mexican spongebob lick position.
by sausagedookie October 11, 2021
