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spongebob squarepants

the show you watch to pull you out of a deep depression and have you pissing laughing
fella 1: im so depressed man
fella 2: go watch some spongebob squarepants
fella 1: oh my god man i feel so much better i pissed laughing thanks fella
by frielock May 4, 2024
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SpongeBob

the worlds best fucking sponge there is.
by angcacchio September 18, 2020
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Spongebob squarepanties

Spongebob: Hey Patrick, meet my new girlfriend! Spongebob Squarepanties
Patrick: What's a girlfriend?
by The Keyboard Guy May 25, 2023
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spongebob

(verb) To intentionally or unintentionally scrape one's front teeth on another's phallus while performing fellatio, in the same manner as Spongebob Squarepants did with a chocolate bar, in the episode "Life of Crime". This is generally unintentional, and due to the lack of experience of the person giving fellatio.
"Jane gives awful head, she spongebobbed me for three minutes before I told her to just stop."
by princeofplutonia April 15, 2019
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SpongeBob

Why do you have to look up what SpongeBob is you uncultured pleb.
Person 1: What is Spongebob?
Person 2: WTF you uncultured person!
Person 1: What’s it about?
Person 2: I need to sit down and contemplate life.
by I know what u did. December 28, 2020
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mexican spongebob lick

a mexican sponge bob lick is a sex position where the female is in doggy style position but inverted then the male has 2 sponges that he shoves in the ass and vagina
guy:hey girl why is there a sponge lodged in ur butt and pussy?
girl:oh me and my husband did the mexican spongebob lick position.
by sausagedookie October 11, 2021
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