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my basset hound is gay

"My basset hound is gay," is what to say when your basset is raping another dog.
"Mr. Basset" grabbed the chihuahua by the collar, shook it into unconsciousness, and then drove his huge red tadger into the chihuahua's rump.

"My basset hound is gay," said Oscar, as the chihuahua's owner let out a small cry and collapsed.
by scodder June 3, 2010
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German Blood Hound

During sexual intercourse the male shover his penis really far up the womens vagina that she starts crying and wimpering like a dog.
last night i gave my wife a german blood hound and now she cant walk.
by Kyle tooth November 11, 2010
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The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show
Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
by theDarkShow October 23, 2010
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Push-hound

When a person/s try to lead you by direction.

This could be a number of differnt types of people. Religious, Governing, Academic, ect.

Push: To force

Hound: Is a type of dog that assists hunters by tracking or chasing the animal being hunted. It can be contrasted with the gun dog, which assists hunters by identifying the location of prey, and with the retriever, which recovers shot quarry.
Dr. Phill: Own it! "If your a dirt bag say your a dirt bag!"

Pope/Mormans:/Cristians: Come my child, We'll show you the way of the faith!

Professor: You could do a little better on this, when I was in college I did everything right.

Haxor: Damn dude, I owned that n00b, and plasterd my pic on the page and placed your momma sat on a rainbow and skittles rain'd from her ass on her site. Now It has to look at me every time it opens facebook.

Officer(Millitary): The only way is the American way

Canada/France: F*ck American's

Me: It's all a form of goating for the mast. If you think about it, the only way they can attain thier rank, is to scrung on some more joiners to the cause. It is the only way these personality types can thrive in thier views. To have hate in your heart is when you become numb to the mind and already dead. It is not only anger and rage that drives the ego, but looking twards self reliance. In the end, the only person you can rely on is yourself to guide you threw to a future. To hide that which you yurn and want for yourself without the strife, is a waste of breath, heart, and interest. The Push-hound will try to break you, mold you, and make you in thier image.

(Assasinated Mind) "The best thing about the future is that it only come one day at a time."-Abraham Lincoln
by wolfdog8mysoulw/nuts November 26, 2009
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Rice Hound

A racial term for any asian ever made since the beginning of time. This includes the nerdy kind, the kind that like kung fu, the musically inclined, the gangster type of even the ones that are just kinda there.
LOOK! A rice hound in the fields!
by Master Rice Hound April 27, 2011
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sultry hound

a dirty person in the same sense as a slutty dog.

more of a deviant.
Person 1: Hey man, did u catch a gander at Steph's G-string when she bent into the case? hot shit i tell you.."
Person 2: eugh no way i was checking out Rosie's crack
Person 1: you sultry hound

Example Two

Person 1: I'd like to tap kelly
Person 2: that's dirty and wrong, you sultry hound
by SlyFox July 24, 2008
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beasel hound

A girl-chaser. A wolf.
Stay away from Barney, girls. That gink is nothing but a beasel hound.
by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006
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