"Mr. Basset" grabbed the chihuahua by the collar, shook it into unconsciousness, and then drove his huge red tadger into the chihuahua's rump.
"My basset hound is gay," said Oscar, as the chihuahua's owner let out a small cry and collapsed.
"My basset hound is gay," said Oscar, as the chihuahua's owner let out a small cry and collapsed.
by scodder June 3, 2010
Get the my basset hound is gaymug. During sexual intercourse the male shover his penis really far up the womens vagina that she starts crying and wimpering like a dog.
by Kyle tooth November 11, 2010
Get the German Blood Houndmug. Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
by theDarkShow October 23, 2010
Get the Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkholemug. by anonymous January 25, 2023
Get the Drip houndmug. A whiskey/ Bourbon collector that hunts down rare bottles of whiskey. Often times driving great distances and visiting lots of places.
by Whisky Geek November 22, 2017
Get the Bourbon Houndmug. "Hey girl! Johnny been inboxing me all day about catching dinner and a movie. " "Girl, he sent that to me too! He is an inbox hound. He sends that stuff to everyone."
by Lenadoesitbest June 16, 2016
Get the Inbox houndmug. by andrew junior March 12, 2020
Get the muff houndmug.