english omelette

A sexual act involving one man, three women, and a 7 year old dog. Nearly impossible to perform, unless one is a gymnast.

Hey Timothy, did you see that web clip of tht dog doing an english omelette to those girls and that guy?

by Ralph Metzner November 25, 2007

Frican English

Frican English = African English = American Ebonics.

In da hood we speak Frican English!

by Mo Fro Bro, everybody's gone Frican July 1, 2006

English Mehod

Homosexual sexual position in which ones cock is placed between his partners quivering thighs...thrusting then occurs until ejaculation.

Marco's thighs were the perfect size and shape for use by Bruce in his favorite position, the weekly standard.

by King of Jizz June 18, 2005

drop english

to start flowing words to a rap beat

Eminem droped english in eight mile

by Russell July 17, 2003

Queens English

The English language as it is written and spoken in the UK.

Colour not color;
Through not thru;
Now try pronouncing aluminium without making the oooo sound!

by fart knocker May 28, 2003

jacob english

a man of very few words. a man who plays in photobooth. A MAN WHO ALWAYS GETS IN TROUBLE IN COMPUTER APPS. has an obsession with Pepe's chilean adventure. Enjoys indonesia. and katrina. Laughs at fatties going down the interstate on rollerskates with a wide load sign on their ass and their children in a camper. AKA: suri cruise.

"jacob english this relationship is out the door."
"JACOB SHUT THE DOOR"

by MOGADISHU! November 12, 2008

English Teacher

A dumb fucking monkey that wanted to be a teacher but she was too retarded so she settled for English . They tend to have a FUCKING MASSIVE ego and they think what they do is important, even though they have the attention span of an un-laised fucking shoe

Fuck off you daft fucking English teacher

by BiggerMike November 28, 2018