Desert Calamari

Foreskins of circumcised people.

An excised foreskin has a “chewy” texture & ring shape to it. Ironically, in Jewish tradition, circumcision is mandated, however shellfish including squid are prohibited to be eaten as they are unclean. Circumcision has its roots in desert societies including the ancient hebrews, Egyptians & later on in Islam.

And so the mohel cut off his desert calamari!

by ThreeThreeOneThreeThree July 24, 2022

desert strike

A game involving hitting any male member or combattant in the testicles with a large metal pole or baseball bat crushing them completely. favoured by Alex J Blyth.

He rolled on the floor in agony after desert striking.

by Trotsky&co January 17, 2004

Desert dandruff

If a girl recently revieved HIV from a 5'10 clamy englishmen, she tends to have an increase of peach fuzz and chicken wire around her watermelon iced tea. If this area is littered with mex chex and/or parmesean cheese, she has desert dandruff. You can only remove it with 8 fluid acres of fresh hispanic men... or domestic violence

Bob: Yo i was finger painting my ladies private parts last night i got swallowed by a storm of desert dandruff

Boob: aw shit man did it taste good

Bob: no it reminded me of slavery and black concentration camps

by Penisslayer42 November 7, 2018

Brock in the desert

When you a women fucks you dry.

He met this new girl out on the on the town and went like a brock in the desert all weekend

by RogueElephant August 9, 2017

Deep in the Desert

camel toe. so you can share with others whats going on down there without her knowing. cameltoe camel toe

she is going deep in the desert

by Kalagahan October 13, 2011

Desert dog

Very sexually aggressive woman. Aka horny bitch

She said she was shy. Then went after my junk like a desert dog

by Thor 9/11 June 18, 2016

Desert Search For Techno Allah

All but the truth - forget
And from this union cup
We will drink wine tonight
Qiyamat qiyamat a tawil
Qiyamat qiyamat insan al kamel
Pride of the peacock angel
Under the feather veils
Dark tresses under the black light

Desert Search For Techno Allah

by Gothic Miscreant October 19, 2023