CONservative

Those who are against serving others.
Con - Prefix meaning against.
servative - one who serves others in some capacity.

You'll get no votes to ever make or improve social programs by them because
they are CONservative.

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? June 27, 2023

Conservative

A party that consists of boomers that don't give a shit about conserving anything except the GDP, guns and Israel.

Most conservatives bitch about the status quo only to just whine and do nothing about it.

by Jon Dil Dough March 11, 2023

Coffee house conservative

A conservative who's taste in fashion, music, habits, and/or aesthetics are more typically seen in more left-leaning or liberal persons. I.E.: A more urbanized conservative.

Jasmine drives a hybrid and attends daily yoga sessions out at the park, but she votes Republican. I guess that makes her a coffee house conservative.

by ROBop March 18, 2023

Conservative Camouflage

A Cis White Male who appears to be conservative based on their appearance, style, and career, but is actually a liberal in disguise.

We thought he was one of us, but he was actually just a liberal in conservative camouflage.

by Abnormal Liberal October 31, 2023

Wildlife Conservation Officer Cadet

Wildlife Conservation Officer Cadet Is a Game Warden

Game Warden Wildlife Conservation Officer Cadet is a from the Department of the Natural Resources from the Blue Heron Learning Center A.K.A Blue Heron Nature Center/Keep Jasper County Beautiful B.K.A Jasper Conservation District

by Kion Shariff Fulton Wilson, February 4, 2024

Keyboard Conservative

A person of the political right wing that shows so by sharing rhetoric and political opinions online (often on Facebook) rather than actually participating in the political system. These types of people can be differentiated from regular Conservatives by assessing their knowledge on actual conservative policy and asking weather or not they voted in the most recent election.

Tim: You guys see that post Brandon shared about how Obama eats Grey Poupon?

Greg: Don't listen to him, he's just a Keyboard Conservative.

by Iloveowlbears July 24, 2017

Conservation of momentum

The act of burping and farting at the same time.

*burps and farts at the same time*
"Nice demonstration of the conservation of momentum."

by Bucefalo Brexanensis October 3, 2018