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carpet cleaner

when you eat a girl out who has a nice patch of carpet downstairs
yeah, that girl did not shave at all... I turned into a carpet cleaner last night
by Karab okama December 12, 2020
mugGet the carpet cleanermug.

Carpet wizard

by Carpet wizard November 4, 2016
mugGet the Carpet wizardmug.

pizza carpet

Usually found in bachelor houses or the rooms of teenagers. It is when a box(es) of pizza are on the floor usually empty but sometimes containing a piece that was not finished.
Girl- Glad i could come over.
Boy- yeah, here is my room.
Girl- EW! you have a pizza carpet. Bye!
by aGamer... November 20, 2013
mugGet the pizza carpetmug.

vomit carpet

a pool of sick that is substantial enough to resemble a patch of carpet
Don't go over there, I just laid a vomit carpet
by C . Smith June 27, 2008
mugGet the vomit carpetmug.

Carpet Gum

Fuck dude i was taking a piss and zipped my carpet gum in my fly.
by Terrypenus August 20, 2021
mugGet the Carpet Gummug.

Carpet clenchers

MAN PUT YOUR NASTY CARPET CLENCHERS AWAY!!!!!
by BaddieWaddie January 26, 2023
mugGet the Carpet clenchersmug.

burnt carpet

When someone intentionally spreads herpes of the mouth to the clitoris of a women, or transgender male via his/her sore covered tongue.
I have a herpes breakout on my tongue. I should give Pat a burnt carpet tonight.
by jSin SmiTh October 14, 2011
mugGet the burnt carpetmug.

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