whats got your ruler in a bend

ruler are supposed to be straight so basically they are calling you fruity.

guy 1: he looks kinda hot

guy 2: oh? whats got your ruler in a bend today?

by Ryukzzzzzz June 28, 2021

Bending your mind

exercising your mind. mind blown.

Bending your mind: Trevor has been bending his mind instead of doing his homework.

by asianrocks September 26, 2014

Dick Long When She Is Bending It Over

Dick Long When She Is Bending It Over

Dick Long When She Is Bending It Over

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

Macbook bend

The brand new macbook from apple costs £1450 and it bend jack cardus also ticks Qs and pays it 5 months later in 5 pence coins

Yo my slime u got macbook bend g

by Wanna buy a 20 deck November 17, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

I can bend daddy

I can bend daddy means you can bend daddy

A:Can you bend daddy?
B:Of course I can bend daddy!
A:then show me you can bend daddy
B:*bends daddy*

by Luluuuuuuuu November 10, 2022

bending saturn

A piercing of a butthole ring chained to a urethra piercing to a nose piercing to an ear piercing.

I accidentally stepped on my bending saturn

by Bananahammockman October 20, 2018